Well, duh. I’d naturally expect the circumstances of the Second Coming to be different. What I wanna know is:
[ul]
[li]Have you noticed little footprints on the bath water?[/li][li]Does your faucet ever give you any Gallo products?[/li][li]Are there any unexplained loaves or fishes laying about?[/li][li]At any time shortly after his birth, did you get visited by a small group of pretty smart dudes?[/li][li]Has anyone you thought was dead suddenly turned out not to be?[/li][/ul]
No to most of these. We were visited by a small group of pretty smart dudes. But I’m pretty sure they were Dopers and not wise men.
Robin
Baby Doors is six already? Damn.
(Oh, and back off of Airman and Robyn, Punintentional. They, unlike you, provide value to the boards.
Dopers !=Wise men? Color me 
Well, it only counts if they each brought a cheap present, except one dude who just HAD to show off.
We have a zygote registered here as well.
Awww. Bomb Bay Doors. That’s cute! Merry Christmas, Airman, Robyn. Merry Christmas, Bombs.
IIRC, you are Jewish… Hmm…
Well, the ones who visited were wise guys. Besides, the Wise Men were apparently astrologers and magicians, and you know we Dopers don’t go for that kind of hooey.
Robin
How is that NSFW?
WHAT GOES ON IT THAT PICTURE?
It involves some tongue action and a dog.
They are kissing. Some of the offenderati might consider that inter-species bestiality – hey, one would have thought that registering the Dope’s first baby, with the blessing of Tuba and Cecil, would not have offended anyone, but apparently it did, so I thought (tongue in cheek) that I had better post a warning with the kitty pic.
Actually, Buddy has a couple of girlfriends – the one in the pic, which is the neighbour’s German shepherd, and also the neighbour’s neighbour’s German shepherd.
It’s a sly dog tonguing some hairy pussy.
The year isn’t over - but I think it’s a winner, all right.
Don’t worry son, your balls will eventually drop, your voice will break and give it a year or two your dad might even show you how to shave!
Then there is this whole scary world of girls! I don’t recommend it really, because sometimes you can touch a girl’s bits and then there is a baby. Uuuugh!!!
But then you might grow up you useless fucking tool and realise that parents love their children. I’ve never seen that thread before, but I thought it was sweet and cute as anything - imagine! Parent’s who are happy about their kid! Young Master Doors, even right now, will be a better and more thoughtful poster than you have demonstrated in this thread.
Wins the thread.
I’m typing this with my cock, if that helps any.
Sure, it helps me identify a dick when I see one…:rolleyes:
Hmm. Strangely enough, it does help. Thanks.
The penis mightier then the (key) board.