Memo to Fellow Halliburton Executives

To my fellow Halliburton executives,

Great news! After the American military crushes Iraq with massive destruction, we’re gonna be rollin’ in it. We’re going to get a very lucrative contract to rebuild the post-war Iraq.

Okay, okay, I know that technically, we have to compete with a handful of other firms to get the contract. But I want to remind you of this important fact–it helps to be well-connected, and I assure you, our boys on Pennsylvania Avenue will be turning tricks all day and all night to bring this one home for us.

So whenever you see or hear about one of them MOABs or Daisycutters wiping out thousands of people, I want you to take a deep breath, think about what really matters, and then yell: “Cha-ching! Cha-ching!” If the spirit moves you, and a fellow Halliburton exec is nearby, you might also do a high five when you hear such joyous news.

I am glad to see that someone else is equally disgusted by this apparently horrendous conflict of interest. Whether or not Cheney is no longer affiliated with Halliburton, such a close connection between the oval office and the anticipated spoils of an impending war casts a lingering shadow of intense doubt over the motivational structure driving this conflict.

You could hope Shrub was more sensible about this, but it seems that the opposite is true. It is precisely these sort of horribly mixed signals that are compromising any sense of moral authority we might have for entering this war.

I too am utterly revolted.

A link for the teeming millions. Interesting how the US media is (mostly) ignoring this story.

Well, that’s because the media is so liberal and just out to get Bush and Cheney.

Yes, and I’m sure Clinton once had a kind word about Halliburton.

In the end, war has always been about wealth. Why are people so surprised about this?

YEESSSSS YEESSSSSSS!!! TOLD YOU WE’D GET IT!!!

Hehehehe…All I’ve gotta say is “Cha-ching! Cha-ching!”

OMG it’s soooo unbelievable… why would a company with extensive experience in putting out oil-wells after the first Gulf War be awarded a contract to do the same thing now?

What is the world coming to?

Would it be too hard for you people to think about this rationally before starting in with the arm-waving?

I find your allegation quite offensive.

Halliburton is a collection of hard working men and women, many of whom probably have relatives in the military, that care just as deeply about the wellbeing of our troops and Iraqi civilians as anyone here. The assertion they’re dancing in the aisles over this is not only ridiculous, it’s also a sad testament to your own compassion.

You know, every President is well-connected somewhere. And when you get into the business of running the world’s most extensive foreign policy, you’re probably going to run into areas where your connections are involved. A lot.

Haliburton has some pretty impressive experience in this area, and right now all they’ve been contracted to do is put out some oil fires.

Damn the evil US media, hiding the story on the front page of The New York Times!

as I suggested in the other thread, generally the bidding process (especially for such a huge fucking contract as this) is an open, public process, with like regulations, standards, open call for bidders etc.

the fact that the announcement of the awarded contract happened already, (especially since we’re still over there fighting fer cryin’ out loud) lends an air of impropriety, especially when one considers the ties to the present administration (documented in the other thread, suggesting that Cheney still gets deferred compensation from that company, in addition to the huge amounts of $$ donated by that company to the BUsh campaign and Reps in general).

If nothing at all else, the fact that those connections exist should have required a much more open process than apparently went on.

Oh, by the way, the stupid sheep-like government lap-dog propagandists at CNN are also burying the story on their front page. And they only wrote about 500 words about it. Simply astounding.

Looks like Halliburton has brought in their own propagandists to rationalize this unconscionable deal.

The facts are plain and simple–Halliburton is damn happy, ecstatic, and giddy about this war and they’re eager to cash in. It helps to be well-connected.

Even our allies in the British Parliament are sneering at the shameful conflict of interest this deal poses.

I would like to point out that Halliburton is a corporation, not a person, and does not have feelings. Perhaps you really wished to say “The souless monsters who own and work for Halliburton are happy that thousands of people will die during this war, since they will be made wealthy in the aftermath.”

My problem with Haliburton getting the contract is this: no bids were solicited from any other companies. The US military awarded them the contract without first obtaining bids from any other firms.

This may be due to their recent experience in putting out oil-well fires from the first Gulf Conflict. I find this statement by Ari Fleischer to be a tad troubling:

Then who is familiar with the details?

Oh shut the fuck up already. This deal looks pretty bizarre to me, however, I refrain from using my brush until more facts come to light. How bad could Halliburton be? Lieu works for them!

:stuck_out_tongue:

Probably the people that worked on the contract. Ari’s the press secretary, he’s reports on what the White House is doing, he’s not actually involved in doing it.

You’re right.

The Bush Administration is bed with big business. Wow. I am shocked.

Think about it.
Boeing sells airplanes to the Air Force!
General Motors sells cars to the government!
Microsoft, IBM, Oracle sell software to the Federal Reserve Board!
CSX, Burlington Northern, etc. transport government equipmet!
ADM grows food turned into MREs.
My god! The U.S. Government purchases goods and services from American companies. Now that is news!

Excuse me? Who would the U.S. government contract with to put out oil well fires - Sierra Club? Ralph Nader? PETA?

Lieu, I’ve taken money from Halliburton and several related companies in the course of my business, after Cheney returned to public service. I can certainly sympathize that it’s your job and your livelihood that’s under attack. But to be honest, I had certain misgivings about taking work from what I perceive to be a corporate group whose normal business includes acts of corruption.

As Cheesesteak says, Halliburton as a corporate entity is not a thinking, natural person. Its employees, managers and contractors have a job to do, and they do it honorably. But there is some level of personal accountability, probably at the highest levels where the lines of action are determined to carry out the corporate purpose stated in the articles of incoporation and bylaws. I’m sure there were many persons employed by Union Carbide who felt personally aggrieved by the negative press brought about by that company’s problems. Of course I’m not comparing UC’s willful disregard to Halliburton’s lawful enterprise, but I use it as an example of a corporation rightly or wrongly perceived to be evil by some.

Vice President Cheney may not be an active participant in the corporation at this time, but there are many ways, legal and not so legal, for a public servant to keep personal and economic ties to his former employer. Not the least of which is helping out old friends with an expectation of future payback. He won’t be VP forever.

I make no assumption or accusation that any particular person or group of persons is celebrating the loss of American or Iraqi life or integrity. But I am certain that, in the deep foundation of their human souls, they have footnoted this time in history as a chance to profit, much as a son who sincerely mourns the loss of his mother might accidentally think about his inheritance while arranging for burial.

I’m more troubled by Vice President Cheney’s actions while he headed Halliburton beginning in 1995. There he clearly (at least to me) cashed in political chits gained during his grooming under Rumsfeld, his House tenure and his DoD leadership. I can accept business-political-military shared interests and to an extent complicity in certain areas, but it seems fishy that Halliburton’s federal contracting increased by 91% during Cheney’s executive tenure.

The company has also had relations with other, independent organizations, such as the Kosovo Liberation Army, the Russian Alfa Group and Tyumen Oil. It contracted for Myanmar oilworks in which forced labor was used, and I believe was fined for trading with Libya. It also participated directly in Iraqi procurement contracts, to the tune of $73 million. I believe Halliburton is under SEC watch for accounting irregularities under Cheney’s helm. These facts, if they are facts, are taken from various reports that are probably not unbiased, given the sources (Center for Public Integrity, Earth Rights, etc.), and some investigative reporting by established media. I’m not passionate about it, and haven’t taken the time to confirm or refute the accusations to my own satisfaction, although I would tend to believe that, as a business, Halliburton would not preclude such undertakings from the course of its business.

Again, I don’t hold each and every Halliburton manager, employee and contractor personally liable for these actions/transgressions, if these accusations are true or if they even warrant concern. I guess in my world view, I’m an accessory to such actions to the extent that my work, billed and paid, contributed to the furtherance of Halliburton’s corporate goals. But it’s a different issue to criticize a conflict of interest, a potential conflict of interest, or even the potential for the appearance of a conflict of interest, when lives are literally at stake.