It’s also referred to as a pencil holder.
You people hating on curling obviously don’t understand. You curl for a little bit, and then you drink for the rest of the day/night. “Bonspiel” is Canadian for “piss-up.”
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I have curled in the Detroit Curling Club which moved out to the suburbs a few years ago.It is everywhere. Run run flee
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Hey, me too, for a birthday party we all had a lesson! T’were fun.
It’s not in Detroit, no, but I’d hardly think of Ferndale as a suburb like Farmington or something. Sure wish there was more curling clubs further south as well.
[QUOTE=scotandrsn]
It’s also referred to as a pencil holder.
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If I got that upset at the sight of an ass crack in the hack (hey, a rhyme!), I’d stick a broom in there. An old 8-Ender club broom, of course; certainly not mine.
My curling club is associated with an old-guard country club, and we actually a dress code. It keeps the hack crack under control.
Maybe that’s why the Scottish wear a kilt. Attached at the waste, the butt crack never shows. It could be a bit nasty if they fall ass over tea kettle on the ice.
Some Scottish team was competing in Portage last month.
You have to include Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Michigan in the places that like to curl.
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
Maybe that’s why the Scottish wear a kilt. Attached at the waste<snip>
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:eek:
Hey, Dr. Rieux, Shannon Kleibrink is a Calgarian - my husband’s curled against her, and she’s “a decent-looking woman.” But apparently she’s no Sheryl Bernard, and Team BC are a bunch of hotties.
Saskatchewan just lost to Canada in the Scotties Canadian women’s curling tournament. 
[QUOTE=elmwood]
This pitting didn’t even make it over the hog line. Instead of watching your opponent’s butt crack, you should have been paying attention to the opposing team’s skip, and looking at the shot to get a good read on the ice.
What, did you win and have to buy the curling plumber a beer at broomstacking?
/curls in Ohio, on a three-sheeter a few blocks from my house
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How come you’ve never mentioned this at CleveDopeFest?
[QUOTE=pulykamell]
No kidding. There’s curling in Illinois of all places?! This I gotta see. (I actually do enjoy watching curling on TV, when I find it). Please, Freddy, tell me, where is there curling in my fair state? I would love to try it one day.
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There are three clubs in the Chicago area and one out on I-39 in Triumph. Unfortunately, the three in the Chicago area are all located to the north, within a couple miles of each other, which makes it inconvenient if you live west (like me) or southwest (like you).
I curl at the Chicago Curling Club, in Northbrook. It’s the only free-standing club. The other two, Exmoor and North Shore, are affiliated with country clubs. And contra Elmwood, it was while playing against a country club team on their home turf that I was subjected to the crack-in-the-hack. Their dress code must allow for butt cleavage!
Thinking back to the Fabulous Curling Babes on the 2006 U.S. Women’s Olympic Team, greater “backside visibility” might have done wonders for the TV ratings. But for most of us, it’s something the world doesn’t want to see. Yackity-yack, don’t show crack.
Anyway, pulykamell, if you’re interested, get on the list for one of next year’s “learn to curl” events at CCC. This season is almost over, but there’s always next year.
[QUOTE=capybara]
Wait. . . you’re Americans, curling? Crazy. I didn’t know we Yanks did that. I remember the most Canadian moment I ran into on TV soon after moving here to Vancouver being women’s curling on TV, sponsored by Tim Hortons. It’s delightful. I’m starting to get it.
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capybara, Seattle has its very own dedicated curling club; the Granite Curling Club - a 5 sheet club that’s been around since the 60s (IIRC). So you’re not as far away from it as you might think 
(Oh, and I agree; one of the best things about living here is CBC on cable. Curling, Hockey Night in Canada, better Olympic (i.e., less jingoistic) coverage)
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
Some Scottish team was competing in Portage last month.
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Herries-Maxwell Trophy competition
The Herries Maxwell trophy is played between Scotland and the USA. Touring parties travel to play for the trophy on a 10-year cycle. The last tour was in 2001 when the USA toured Scotland (brought forward from 2002 due to the Olympics), when the USA were victorious.
kitten: why didn’t I mention curling before? Well, it was summertime! There’s an open house at my curling club in March, though; Cleveland/Akron-area Dopers can PM me if they’re interested.
Perfect timing. Looks like they sent out a reminder of the dress code to the club members. There’s been some grumbling among many at the club, because some of the younger members were wearing … t-shirts with printing.
[QUOTE=Freddy the Pig]
Your crack should be seen by you
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I’m still trying to figure out the best way to accomplish this…
[QUOTE=Freddy the Pig]
…, your God,
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He’s cool with this? For real?
[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink]
I’m still trying to figure out the best way to accomplish this…
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I hear there’s this newfangled contraption called a “mirror” that might help. 
Dude, you crack a mirror and it’s seven years.
We definitely need a groaning smiley.
I dunno…curling and sporting crack…they just go together.
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
I hear there’s this newfangled contraption called a “mirror” that might help.
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Bah! You kids today and your newfangled “contraptions”. 
[QUOTE=lieu]
He’s cool with this? For real?
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Well, turnabout is fair play I suppose.