I always preferred the term “visible trouser cleavage.” 
I get a kick out of “bike rack” but I prefer “gluteal cleft”.
I see two games were at Portage. We won one, they won one.
In curling, games are called draws. As in “draw those strings tighter on your curling pants, because I can see your asscrack while you’re bent down in the hack.”
Any time I see ass crack this obnoxious, I immediately flash back to Pink Floyd’s The Wall. The judge at the end was a real asshole, but he had some of the best lines.
(If you have’t seen the movie, this probably won’t make any sense. Or it might. Oh well.)
When I worked in a job where everyone worked close to the ground, I had a co-worker who called them “coin slots”. I suggested that she drop a coin in the next one she sees, but for some reason she never did.
I’m with you on the ass displays, eww.
I’ve just stopped by to say that as a Canadian, who has, more than once, enjoyed an afternoon of curling, you must acknowledge, in good conscience, that after a certain point in the proceedings, it’s just drunks shouting at rocks. 
I think that’s the official motto of Canadian curling, isn’t it?
You’d think there would be more injuries than there are, a bunch of drunks staggering around on ice on slippy shoes…
I was in an introductory league for three weeks last spring and got a concussion. And I was sober.
Well, see, maybe that’s what you’re doing wrong.
My husband tells me about playing against a World Champion curler here in Calgary - they’re able to take him on early in the game when he’s still soused from sitting in the clubhouse drinking, but they try to take a lead early on because as he sobers up, he gets a lot harder to beat.
Cripes, maybe this thread needs to go to Cafe Society…
Some folks on the other side of the big lake have not received your message – Google "“naked japanese curling” including the quotes.
One quote mark on either side – not two at the front. Sorry. “naked japanese curling”
Web, Images, or Video?
Web. It will give you a link to a muchosucko page with a video that is NSFW. The first minute of the video is cheese, but the actual curling is hilarious.
My paddling crew participates in an annual female curling tournament each year. They will not tell me what goes on there – “What happens at the tourney stays at the tourney.” Now that I have seen the “naked japanese curling” video, I’m going to have to find out exactly what goes on at their tourney.