Shelby county schools are among the best in the nation. Macon-Hall is truly excellent–I went to enroll my son in St Francis and the principal told me I was wasting my money if I could send him to Macon-Hall for free. He’s five years old–they taught him to read in about three months.
It is highly unlikely that you will be flooded in Harbortown. Harbortown is very, very cute and upscale–there’s a great doctor’s office there, Harbor of Health. We go there even though we are a 30 minute drive away (Eads, TN).
People do come in to Harbortown to steal personal property, but this would be true of any neighborhood or suburb of Memphis. Generally, the more ostentatious and loaded your car is, the more of a target it is. However, response times for MPD are astonishingly quick. If you can afford Harbortown, you’ll probably like it. If you like upscale and cute.
Property taxes on a 200,000 house in Shelby County will be about 1,800. If you live in Memphis, you add Memphis tax to that, another 1,800. If you live in Germantown, take your base 1,800 and add just 950. I do not know what they are like in Collierville.
If you don’t mind a longer drive, Piperton is opening up–and they will have service to 385 very soon. Do not locate near the chemical plant.
What about Chickasaw or Bartlett?
Commute times are better than, say, Atlanta or Dallas. There are a few bottlenecks (240 N beginning at Poplar and continuing past Walnut Grove, Walnut Grove and 240 to/from Shelby Farms, 385 at 240, I-40 and 240 West–240 and 40 West at the river is always a fustercluck), but I’ve never been stuck motionless in traffic. I can make it from 64 & I-40 to MEM in 19 minutes generally.
Number three priority is age of house
If you could find a home recently vacated by retirees, either around Shady Grove (a BEAUTIFUL neighborhod in Midtown) or in Germantown, whose appliances and all need updating, you might do quite well. There are also foreclosures available. I have looked at Zillow, and their Zestimates are right in line with what houses are going for. You are lucky that it’s a buyer’s market–you can probably get more for your buck now than you could two years ago. And you can get even bigger McMansions if you want to go out into Cordova or to Tipton county.
Number four is size
We gotcher McMansions. And Memphis is garage city. They are now putting
three and four garages in new houses.
Number five is price.
See Zillow.
Memphis does have some urban blight, not because of white flight (that was twenty years ago), but because of people-who-have-jobs flight.
We had a good amusement park, but the incompetent government let it go down the tubes.
Our zoo is pretty good. I re-up every year.
There is a very good music scene–and I am talking rock, jazz, blues, classical, you name it. I live right across from Donald “Duck” Dunn’s niece. This place is lousy with musicians.
Midtown does have a very good culture and community. I live in the soulless suburbs (don’t ask), and sometimes I go to the kwik chek on Madison just off the Square for a Muffuletta. I see ALL types of people chatting jovially and going about their business. It’s the kind of community I really miss–not knocking my suburban neighbors and all, but I am either a small-town or deep-urban person.
Memphis does have some very, very bad neighborhoods. And there are gang problems and so on. Basically, inside the loop, you have relatively safe enclaves, borderline areas, and very bad areas. But just last years someone tried a carjacking out here at the chi-chi Wolfchase mall. Of course, the victim was packing heat (everybody packs heat), so it ended badly for the carjacker.
Anyhoo, it’s not like Detroit. It’s not moribund, and it’s not desperate, and it’s not unfun. Plus, we have Memphis in May, an international festival devoted entirely to barbecue. Mmm. Barbecue. We have very good barbecue here, now that I think to mention it. Mmmmmm. Goes with beer. Beer.