well, I was with ya’ up to that point, purplebear. Grandma, huh? There may be laws against that. I would check your local ordinances if I were you 
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
Well, my fantasy involves no women at all - fancy that.
Actually, I just wish the man I love would give up his fears and just marry me - that would be my ideal fantasy sex life.
In the meantime, a couple of hot Asian guys would tide me over… 
Esprix
(Oh, and regarding men w/two women and women w/two men, I experimented with this once - I had two straight female and one straight male friend watch porn. The women were kind of “eh” about the whole thing, although they thought the guys were good-looking; the straight man was not gross, just kind of confused. There was one point, though, where they all turned away in disgust and yelled to turn it off - when two men kissed. Dicks and sucking and fucking were ok, but show a little intimacy and they get all wigged out. Sheesh. And we all know kissing is the best part!)
Next time I want your opinion I’ll beat it out of you.
Sorry, that should be I had them watch GAY porn.
The OP post is titled “Men and their favorit sex fantasy no. 1”. (No that’s not a spelling error.)
I guess thats better than being sexually obsessed with “no. 2”. But even still . . .
ICK
Forgive me,Zette. I was referring to Grandma helping us out by taking the kids away for at least one night,so we could really be alone. Sorry I didn’t make that plain. ANd I really should add, when we’re both well rested, of course, we’ll need a lot of energy for what I have in mind…
Changing my sig just 'cause…
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.
‘…Is with no doubt to see two women having sex with
each other.’
Hey, before I’d have that one, I can assure you I’d want the fantasy of them having sex with me not with each other
Hee hee…same situation I’m in! My son doesn’t yet believe in naps or sleeping through the night, so we’ve been a bit deprived lately! My friend is going to watch him Saturday, and I can’t wait!
Prairie Rose
If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.
Hee hee…same situation I’m in! My son doesn’t yet believe in naps or sleeping through the night, so we’ve been a bit deprived lately! My friend is going to watch him Saturday, and I can’t wait!
Prairie Rose
If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.
If you think the kids are a problem when they’re small, wait until their older. My teenagers can stay up later, get up earlier and hear through walls a lot better than Mrs. Kunilou and I.
“But mom, I don’t want to go to church camp again.”
“Shut up and pack.”
I understand all the words, they just don’t make sense together like that.
It starts with an Edwardian house party. Katy, the French maid, is escorting Lady Eve, Pixoid, and assorted others into the punishment room…
Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.
I have three children, my oldest is 16. My wife talking to him about sex, and she jokingly made the comment that we’d only had sex three times, once for each of them to be born. Out of the blue my son says, “Get real mom, I’ve HEARD you more often than that”!
New and Improved
Enright3
ME ME ME ME ME
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Oh, well, if you smear a little yogurt on 'em…
Purplebear,
I was just joshin’
I didn’t figure you were really incorporating Grandma into your sex lives ::shudder::
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
ROFL ROFL ROFL
I knew that, Zette. Just kiddin’ right back. And btw, our kids are 17 and 15. Yes, I said kids because neither of them has been acting very mature lately. And, yes they hear through walls, and stay up later, and all that! Quality time alone has become a very valuable commodity! 
Changing my sig just 'cause…
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.
< Thread hijack ON >
Cool! Another house party, Bucky?
Can I start it? Huh?
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
I’m only supposed to have one?
“Sex between a man and a woman can be a great thing, as long as you find the right man and the right woman.” -Somebody
-BrainWeasel
Squeaks from BrainWeasel’s Cage
http://brainweasel.home.att.net
Not really a fantasy because I AM going to sneak into my house and tie-up and blindfold my wife.
I will put on the tape I recorded and then start with her toes.
The tape? It starts with the sound of a window opening and the wind blowing, various ambient noise enters, a car passing, a dog barking.
Soon, she will her a door opening, foot steps and whispering.
The sound of a small crowd gathering, trying to observe a modicum of decorum in the midst of a live sex show.
A voice on the tape offers advice. I comply. There are numerous “ooohs & aaahs”, some giggling and an applause at the climax.
The timing might be tough. But, I have recorded key cues at 15 minute intervals.
Well, at least now I know I’m not the only guy on Earth…
The reason? I don’t really know, they just turn me on. But it has to be clean and shaved, but I don’t know how ladies can stand it being French kissed, it must feel yucky and itchy on the receiving end.
And yes, my favorite fantasy would be me and 10 naked women. I’m sure that’s a pretty common fantasy as evidenced by Chinese Emperors 1000 years ago, Arab sheiks with their harems, the Sultan of Brunei and Wilt Chamberlain.
You misspelled Coldfire
Coldfire
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"You know how complex women are"