Yes, I think that’s exactly right. Then real life started to be based from porn, and that’s when the world started to get very weird and spin out of control.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Whoa whoa whoa…you mean…you don’t wax?
The thrill of scalding hot wax on your…what? It doesn’t have to be scalding?
Yeah, I did it once for an operation. I am now acutely aware that shaved male public regions look fucking ridiculous.
Count me in with “no big deal”. I shave around the balls and groin weekly or so to prevent chafing (and the butt crack to prevent dingleberries, tangled hair and stench), and once every month or two I take clippers and mow the rest down to a reasonable length so I don’t have a giant unkempt bush down there obscuring the important parts.
I could understand how that would look weird if I were hairy all over. But I am mostly hairless and having a giant 70s fro in the middle of all that skin is a little awkward looking. But mostly I do it for comfort. Less hair, less tangling, less smell, smooth sailing.
As per the other poll - shaving soap and a straight-razor after taking most of the hair down using scissors. I only had to do it once (a few times during that once) for medical reasons and it worked fine.
I can’t believe that teacher didn’t go for you.
You have feathers? Kinky.
Of course, you know that befoe one plucks a chicken, one always lops the head off…
<shrug, why not>
I use a Venus razor (yeah, the one for women) b/c i put a verrrry fine slice in my scrote when i used a Mach 3 many years ago
Agree on all counts. And it just isn’t as big a deal as some make it out to be. I only need to do it once every two weeks or so.
I trim with scissors and then wet shave the meat & veg (not any of the rest of the groin).
But when I can find it, there is a depilatory cream that works great. Leave on a few minutes, and then the hair just (painlessly) scrapes off.
Wait, public lice? You mean like politicians?
With a can of Aqua Net and a cigarette lighter.
You are jealous because you never had a teacher who treated you nicely? 
Just to answer the OP, very, very, carefully.
Shave hair around your genitals as opposed to… ?
In old country, genitals shave you!
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If I started, I wouldn’t know where to stop. As the song goes, “every last inch of me’s covered in hair…”
You listen to very strange music.