How has this gem not been posted yet?
I learned about this just last year from the “And I Oop!” viral video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUttqdr38t4&vl=en
These are the saddest of possible words:
“Tinker to Evers to Chance.”
Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,
Tinker and Evers and Chance.
Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,
Making a Giant hit into a double
Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:
“Tinker to Evers to Chance.”
I know what you mean, as I’m forever tripping over mine.
Most men never have to worry about keeping their equipment dry when sitting on the throne. (But then again, with great plowers comes great responsibilities.)
Where I work, the toilets in the men’s room have uncomfortably little space between seat-level and water-level. I have to reach down and daintily hold the danglies up, or they dip into the water. Absurd.
(If that’s the worst thing that happens to me this week, it’s a pretty good week!)
Made me laugh just enough to still be smiling.
Thanks for the mental picture and the smile. My week will need that.
“Hmmm, not familiar,” I says to myself heading to Google Image Search.
“Aaand that’s enough internet for today.”
Eh, maybe had it happen once or twice.
I don’t wear loose underwear that would allow that to happen and I generally don’t sit naked.
I didn’t even dare to find pictures after the medical description mentioned “crackling noises”. 
I wear boxers, but jockeys when riding a horse.
Sure, but what do you wear riding a jockey?