I always sit for the morning piss. No clothing to undo so no time lost. Just sit and piss. Throughout the day I’ll generally piss standing, unless it’s a long coffee piss in which case I’ll sit. If I’m not using my own toilet I stand.
Stand. Its more convenient when I’m in a public restroom and the toilet seat is rather suspect- I save time wiping it down/putting on a toilet seat cover by just standing up and avoiding physical contact with all that nastiness alltogether. I don’t have to worry about getting pee on myself; years of training has gotten it into a nearly exact science of accuracy.
I guess most of the reason I prefer to piss standing, is cause I’m fat and have achy knees and back. Toilets are so low that my knees are higher than my ass, which gets something in my knee twisted out of place and doesn’t want to move back into place without an anoyoying pop. Plus there is is nothing to brace my hands on to give help. standing up, and it just isn’t worth bothering with unless there are logs ready for harvest.
Are we the only two guys with this problem? I assume it happens because as long as some part of your tubing is higher than the exit, some urine is trapped. Being a little tall, I find all toilets too low to prevent a problem.
A friend of mine must sit. He got his wee-wee pierced and now has a fancy ring on the end. He says that when he pees, it’s kind of like putting your thumb on the end of a hose…
Given the unpredictability of his stream, sitting is the only way he can prevent a big mess.
Boy, I sure hope those PA piercings make doing something you do less than once a day on average so much better that it’s worth all the inconvenience involved in something you do four or five times a day. If you get my drift.
I’d really like to know how many of the guys here who admit to sitting are married, and whether they sat before they got married. (Ha! I thought so. Whipped.)
I have to admit I’m with gwendee’s grandfather on this one.
Usually I stand, but if it’s at night, and I don’t want to be blinded by a light, and don’t want to worry about being able to see, I’ll sit down. Sometimes if I’ve been walking a lot, I’ll sit down too.
What, no one else has to sit for Morning Wood? There are times when I wake up and have to pee so bad and there is no way that thing is going to point down. If I tried to pee standing up, I would be spraying the wall.
Standing:
faster
cleaner (less personal contact with bathroom)
easier
natural (spend some time in the woods and you will see this)
Sitting:
less potential for mess (in the bathroom, as opposed to ‘cleaner’ above)
gives a short sit break
much easier to do if sick/drunk or otherwise impaired
