Men's Footless Panty Hose

I just read the only review (4 stars) which states that they feel great and look good but did not come footless. So be warned if it’s footless you want. (I think someone already pointed that out above.)

And yeah, from the other (related) items on the Amazon page, it would appear this is a fetish or ‘alternate lifestyle’ thing. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

(bolded) gets my vote

And here I thought panty hose were out now. I haven’t worn them in years (though to be fair, I live in the tropics and have worked at places with casual dress codes). You mean, people still wear them on a regular basis? [JOHNNY CARSON] I did not know that. [/CARSON]

Am I supposed to order by waist size, inseam length or -uh - package size?

Aw man this thread has destroyed my Amazon search history. I’m going to be looking at penis panties for the next seven years.

It’s gonna be a flaccid hose over a flaccid hose.

I prefer “ephemera”.

Yeah I usually go incognito before following these links and I forgot.

That is a really good price though even though they aren’t really footless.

Now don’t be ridiculous :smiley: the American education system has never dumped a system for meaningless reasons like “They don’t work” or “they waste time and money”.:smiley:

Besides, who wears footless hose? I mean, how’s that gonna look with a skirt and heals?:eek:

Now I’ve got an alternate-lyrics version of that song going thru my head. :frowning:

Hose, skirt, and heels. Are the the hose footless or footful? I can’t tell.

I came in for that comment. They are hard to get on, in fact ridiculous. Doctor suggested it to the husband but criminy, talk about tight fit! His had feet in them. They were very thick! He only wore them a few times. We switched to compression socks!

:DI only wear open toe heals.:eek::cool:.

Everyone knows you never wear closed toe shoes with a shaved head and goatee:dubious:

Some people just don’t know fashion.:smiley: