Re urination: Hike up the skirt. Or sit (it IS possible, guys.)
Re drag queens: Most drag queens I know a) cannot possibly be mistaken for women, so b) use the men’s. (There’s a very funny scene in the movie Cabaret about this.)
This is a common misconception. A drag queen is not trying to pass as a woman, he’s trying to pass as a drag queen. As RuPaul put it, “I do not impersonate females! How many women do you know who wear four foot hair, eight-inch spangled platforms, and a skintight dress?” People who live as the opposite gender from their sex (I’m skipping about a semester’s worth of queer-theory subtleties, you realize) are known as transgendered.
Whoops… being under sheets gets warm because sheets and blankets were meant to insulate :). Wind and breezes can blow through the Sarong (i.e. up the skirt :)), so you dont get moist sweaty legs (my friend who has one will agree)
Why just a skirt? A loose fitting dress that hangs from the shoulders to mid-calf, like a summer dress or mu mu, sounds very comfortable to me.
We could simply call it a long shirt.
I’m man enough to wear one, if you go first.
Peace,
mangeorge
