Merry Christmas From Walmart

When I was a kid working retail I had to listen to the store play X-mas songs from: Alvin and the Chipmunks, The Beach boys, and other assorted excuses to hang yourself.

As an adult I worked in a freight company that took on Postal Contracts for Christmas. I would rather have listened to the Chipmunks.

Justin Bieber has been pimping his Xmas album for like 2 months now, sheesh. (Or maybe it just feels like it.)