For all the Og-thankers who are tired of “Happy Holidays” or “Seasons Greetings”, let’s propose alternatives. My submission is “Merry Crispness”. It welcomes the cooler climate (a crispness in the air). It evokes bacon. It can be used earlier in the year and retailers love that. It also sounds enough like “Merry Christmas” to force a double-take or two and I think we all secretly enjoy that.
Teeming millions, what say you?