Merry Fucking Easter!

[Cheshire_Human]

@heatmiserfl

WTF kind of apology is that? I did aim the shots at those who deserve it. I can’t help it if you can’t read what was pretty clear in my post.

A proper apology would be, “Oh shit, I lost track of the whole conversation. And, gee, you’re right, your post was in reply to a statement specifically about anti-gay conservatives in a thread about religion. Boy do I feel like a jerk for calling you a shitstain and a fuckwit. I guess I’m the fuckwit. Sorry!”

So, no, you’re not quite right to ream me for your mistake. Apology not accepted. Hmmph!

Fuck off. You overshot, and hit people you didn’t intend. You’re a fuckwit, and a shitstain. Don’t like it? Aim your shots better at the people you intend, next time. Then you won’t hit people you didn’t intend. The apology was for apparently going off a bit too hastily, but your reply indicates that I, in fact, didn’t. My original was appropriate, after all. You’re a shitstain.

[Guinastasia]

@Lobohan

You’re the one with the spittle flying. Which is normal, since you obviously can’t stand the idea that someone would question the utter stupidity of your beliefs. If you lash out hysterically when someone points out that your beliefs are based on nothing but wishful thinking it doesn’t say much for the validity of those beliefs.

I know. This doesn’t stop a lot of Christians from thinking gays are icky. Because Christianity isn’t based on intelligence, it’s based on wishful thinking.

When did I say I was a Christian, dumbass? You don’t even know WHAT my beliefs are, so I find it funny that you can say anything about them.

And if you want to talk about “lashing out hysterically”, I’m not the one freaking out over a goddamned banner hanging over an overpass.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and throw eggs at my gay neighbors next door and spray paint “GO TO HELL YOU WICKED HOMOS!!!” on their garage door.*

*Just kidding. They don’t actually have a garage.

[Malacandra]

@martu

Now, now let’s be accurate here, he’s a massive homophobic prick.

My daughter (6) asked me about Jesus the night before Easter and I said something along the lines of:

Some people think Jesus died and then came alive again a few days later. Some of us, me and Mummy included, think it’s just a story. You have to make up your own mind what you think but I would wait until you are a bit older and just enjoy your eggs tomorrow.

Next morning she tells me she thinks it’s a story because no one comes alive again after they are dead. I very much doubt this conversation is over.

Next up, you say “I know, dear. The Christians know that too. After all, if people normally came alive again after they were dead, no-one would be thinking it was worth making a fuss about, now would they?”.

[Lobohan]

@Guinastasia

When did I say I was a Christian, dumbass? You don’t even know WHAT my beliefs are, so I find it funny that you can say anything about them.

I do not. But I do know you’re a strong defender of Christians as not all bad.

I will grant that not all Christians are negative drains on society. But Christianity is. This is obvious if you aren’t deluded into believing that Christianity is the path to eternal no-calorie cookies and handjobs.

And if you want to talk about “lashing out hysterically”, I’m not the one freaking out over a goddamned banner hanging over an overpass.

You are the one sputtering about an affront to Christianity.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and throw eggs at my gay neighbors next door and spray paint “GO TO HELL YOU WICKED HOMOS!!!” on their garage door.*

So you are a Christian?

*Just kidding. They don’t actually have a garage.

Tell them that it’s worth converting their existing carport if they can afford it. The storage space alone justifies the expense.

[John_Mace]

Let’s keep this thread alive at least until Christmas. I’m sure there will be another offensive banner put up.

[Lobohan]

@John_Mace

Let’s keep this thread alive at least until Christmas. I’m sure there will be another offensive banner put up.

[borat]High five![/borat]

[heatmiserfl]

@Cheshire_Human

Fuck off. You overshot, and hit people you didn’t intend. You’re a fuckwit, and a shitstain. Don’t like it? Aim your shots better at the people you intend, next time. Then you won’t hit people you didn’t intend. The apology was for apparently going off a bit too hastily, but your reply indicates that I, in fact, didn’t. My original was appropriate, after all. You’re a shitstain.

W.T.F.?

[Frank]

I’d like to mention here that the post-Easter candy sale at Schnuck’s was extremely disappointing. They must have ordered just the right amount, and didn’t have much to get rid of, and didn’t have to lower the price very much.

The buyers at Schnuck’s are jerks for not over ordering, and I hope they trip over a fallen “He is risen” banner on their way to lunch this week. :mad:

[Try2B_Comprehensive]

@Lobohan

I have no problem with Easter. Pet all the fluffy bunnies you want, and go to all the torture-porn assemblies you can stomach. I just don’t like when theists present their ignorant and untested beliefs as fact on public property. Honestly, a Happy Easter sign would have been less objectionable than the sign that was there.

I can dig it. Especially when these messages start showing up all over the place, all the time (I lived in a town where people set up billboards with one-liners followed by the attribution, “-God”. Very annoying) Except… well, we live in a rampantly capitalistic society. How do you feel about the bombardment of messages that tell you “Obscene wealth will make you happy and solve all your problems!” That’s kind of an article of faith too if you think about it.

Anyway, I’m not a churchgoer myself. Sorry about your cat.

[Count_Blucher]

@Frank

I’d like to mention here that the post-Easter candy sale at Schnuck’s was extremely disappointing. They must have ordered just the right amount, and didn’t have much to get rid of, and didn’t have to lower the price very much.

The buyers at Schnuck’s are jerks for not over ordering, and I hope they trip over a fallen “He is risen” banner on their way to lunch this week. :mad:

He Has Risen!*
*…and He took the prices with Him!