Message for <Hal Briston> -- Private! All others please ignore

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have a bunch of sheep that are ready to mate, but I don’t have any rams. Do you have a solution?

(I just thought that the ATMB comment was hilarious, and wanted to test it.)

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Psssst! Wanna hear some juicy gossip about the moderators?

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…That title should read “all others please ignore”. Just, um, pretend it was like that in the first place, yeah?

slinks off

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Huh – 137 page views. Well, I guess I know not to trust any of you people anymore. :wink:

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When one whispers this loudly in public, people are bound to eavesdrop.

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And that doesn’t even touch the tip of the “mouse-over” iceberg…

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Huh – 137 page views. Well, I guess I know not to trust any of you people anymore. :wink:
[/QUOTE]

Its good to see the Private messaging is working with only a few bugs. Oh wait, I meant features.

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[QUOTE=chaoticbear]
I have a bunch of sheep that are ready to mate, but I don’t have any rams. Do you have a solution?

[/QUOTE]

Young man, just why do you have all those sheep? :dubious:

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[QUOTE=swampbear]
Young man, just why do you have all those sheep? :dubious:
[/QUOTE]

You had to ask, didn’t you… :smack:

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[QUOTE=swampbear]
Young man, just why do you have all those sheep? :dubious:
[/QUOTE]

But only a few of them are really purty! :wink:

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Sounds like you’re just gonna have to do ot yourself.

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[QUOTE=chaoticbear]
I have a bunch of sheep that are ready to mate, but I don’t have any rams.
[/QUOTE]
You need a RAM upgrade. You need to go to either a computer store or a livestock auction.

Hope this helps.

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
Huh – 137 page views. Well, I guess I know not to trust any of you people anymore. :wink:
[/QUOTE]
I’m surprised you have a sense of trust at all, considering how you were violated.

BTW, Hal, when are you going to answer the OP?

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[QUOTE=Danalan]
I’m surprised you have a sense of trust at all, considering how you were violated.

BTW, Hal, when are you going to answer the OP?
[/QUOTE]

He probably switch over to more secure channels, though he might just be stuck on hold again. :wink:

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[QUOTE=swampbear]
Young man, just why do you have all those sheep? :dubious:
[/QUOTE]

[Jerry Seinfeld] Mutton…! Mmmm…mmm…mmm. [/Jerry Seinfeld] :smiley:

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Those sure are some purty sheep … be a shame if something were to … HAPPEN … to them…

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[QUOTE=Septima]
Sounds like you’re just gonna have to do **ot **yourself.
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“Ot” is illegal in all 48 continental united states, so unless chaoticbear lives in Alaska or Hawaii, you’re definitely advocating illegal activity on the board. A no-no.

(Well, it made *me *laugh.)

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[QUOTE=DeadlyAccurate]
“Ot” is illegal in all 48 continental united states, so unless chaoticbear lives in Alaska or Hawaii, you’re definitely advocating illegal activity on the board. A no-no.

(Well, it made *me *laugh.)
[/QUOTE]

Goof. Ot is Og’s sister. Never mind state laws, there are far more pressing concerns when attempting to get into her pants.

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]
Goof. Ot is Og’s sister. Never mind state laws, there are far more pressing concerns when attempting to get into her pants.
[/QUOTE]
Yes. #1: She wears a dress. #2: And She always wants someone to do the ironing.

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[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy]
But only a few of them are really purty! :wink:
[/QUOTE]

There has to be a place you can still get virgin wool.

Comes from ugly sheep, you know…