I’ll share with you my thoughts on the game. I think it’s sexist, and in a way that is really distracting me from the better qualities of the game. I’m shoe-horning my post on another board here…
[QUOTE=-Guy On Another Message Board-]
After a little over 2 hours with the game I think it is safe to say that Team Ninja has delivered another GOTY candidate to the Wii.
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2 hours of gameplay? Does that include the 30 minutes of cutscenes in the first 45 minutes of gameplay?
Which feature are you basing your GOTY nod on?
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[li]the brainless, skill-less, repetitive, camera-gimped run-n-gun[/li][li]the bullshit opening plot where Samus, THE GODDAMNED BOUNTY HUNTER, has her abilities gimped by a commanding officer’s instructions (sidenote: he looks like he’s straight from the uncanny valley) to whom she pointlessly submits? It’s not even like he takes some token from her. He just fucking tells her not to use particular abilities and she just listens. WTF? There are so many narrative ways to resolve this giant logic gap that they just didn’t give a shit about doing.[/li][li]the wonky controls that prevent you from shooting missiles in 3rd person view (but allow in 1st person), but prevent you from moving in 1st person mode. Seriously, FUCK YOU to the guy that approved the decision to let Samus get gangbanged by a bunch of rapidly-respawning, neon mosquitoes while you have to fumble with shooting 3 missiles at the nest (which can’t be fired in rapid succession!)[/li][li]the game being totally devoid of energy replenishments, yet when Samus is down to a tiny fraction of health she can magically “concentrate” and replenish not just her health, but her missiles too![/li][/ul]
Seriously, this game is akin to putting out a Super Mario game where there were practically no coins, no mushrooms, no pipes, and no Bowser. It’d be like they just put a bunch of vegetables, potions, jars, and a giant fucking frog. It could still be a good game, but it’s not Super Mario.
And with me also having about 2 hours into this Metroid game, I’ll say that despite its flaws, it has still been fun. The environments feel immersive and it’s (pun intended) a blast to just unleash shot after shot running blindly and quickly down a mix of space station-ish and holographic-ish environments. Environment-wise (with respect to the type and number of enemies feels), it feels a lot more Metroid-y than many of the places in the Prime series. But Samus doesn’t feel like Samus. I don’t feel like a badass bounty hunter. I feel like a girl from a story book that was written by misogynistic men. Sure, Samus is a chick, but you’re supposed to all-but-forget that. She’s not supposed to be treated like a child by a paternalistic army officer. It’s an insult.
Good game? Yes.
Great game? We’ll see.
GOTY? GTFOOH.