Mexican scientists turn tequila into diamonds

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However, the scientists cautioned against relying on cheap tequila at such an early stage of research.

“At this point, we must have a steady selection of the finer tequilas. None of your José Cuervo mixto shit,” emphasized head researcher Miguel “El Borracho Grande” Apatica, whose groundbreaking work recently earned the National Autonomous University of Mexico’s “Most Fucking Brilliant Grant Application” Award.

In fact, the crystals can only be seen under certain circumstances by scientists who are highly involved in the tequila research.

Meanwhile, some critics have alleged that the National Autonomous University of Mexico might actually be “too autonomous.”

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