Mexicans control your damn kids while in public!

Why is this thread right on top of “Pennsylvania rednecks beat illegal Mexican immigrant”?

Now I want to move to Texas and throw lemon wedges.

I’m Swiss, by the way.

That would be “The Jews”.

But that is racist. “Dover” is about as white/Anglo-Saxon a name as you can get - why are they trying to exclude minorities? And if you don’t believe me, just take a trip to Delaware some time.

That’s offensive to my people.

No shit - where do you think “the white cliffs of Dover” came from? Shame, Miller, shame.

I’ve seen it both ways. Growing up in New Mexico I saw Mexican kids who had little to no discipline from an authority figure, but I also saw Mexican parents who would whip their kids if they acted like that.

Who else came in expecting to find a thread about Mexicans using mind control powers on American children (in public)? I’m kind of glad that’s not the case.

I’m not. I think it would be awesome if my kids could make me some kick-ass carne asada burritos when I got home from a hard day’s work.

“Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch.”

I was hoping this thread was about how Mexicans use mind control on other people’s kids while they’re in public.

A little comma goes a long way!

Now wait a minute…

Is it that the Mexicans can only control children that are in public, or is it that the Mexicans need to be in public to use their child control powers?

This may be a critical distinction.

Thanks!

Dude, I think the code word you were looking for is “Canadians.” And, why are those Canadians such lousy tippers anyway? :smiley:

Well, then our plan is working perfectly.

Amigo.

Well, if they could control other peoples kids, maybe they would control their own.

damn it

I don’t mean to sound like a racist but, Ah fuck it. If being pissed off that Mexicans wont control kids in public makes me a racist, then I guess I’m a racist.

Of course I don’t like it when the following don’t control their kids either:

Whites,Blacks,Browns,Yellows,Greens,Vulcans,Tatooinians,Jews,Serbs,Indians(far east and native american) and the list goes on…

Slander! We may control the Mexicans, true, but the Tanzanians control us. And the Tanzanians, as everyone knows, answer to left-handed Swedish lesbians with cerebral palsey, and they, in turn, are puppets of the International Jellybean Cartel. And jellybeans were brought back into popularity by Ronald Reagan, who used to be an actor before he was president. Yes, that’s right, Hollywood does run the world!

Look, I know it’s not “PC” to say it, but you know and I know that Minnesota has a total area of 86,943 square miles. I’m just the only one around here with the guts to say what we’re all thinking.

FAIL