I don’t think Islam (as distinct from Arab culture) is particularly accepting of the NAMBLA way . . .
“Jackson also noted he intends to soon move all his assets and his studio from the U.S. to Bahrain, and expressed his hope to be rid of various legal troubles and enjoy the kind of freedom he says he does not have in America.”
This is why the Muslims need the equivalent of a Pope: so there would be a single leader empowered to say, “Um, no thanks. You can stay with the infidels, thankyouverymuch.”
I don’t think the “40 virgins in Paradise” means what he think it means.
Did he loose so much money in court that he couldn’t afford to turn NAMBLA into a new religion? That would be the best way fo rhim, wouldn’t it? And if he converts little boys and their parents, freedom of religion and brainwashing makes things peachy (see the apocalypse-type cults where the charismatic leader sleeps with teenage girls and nobody in the cult has a problem with that…)
I stopped taking this guy seriously a while back (around the white glove stage, I think), but I’m kinda curious… was he ever actually found guilty of pedophilia?
What about the arab prince who is now suing Jackson because while Jackson was living with the prince (and wearing a burqua) he was supposed to be recording an album, but never did? That’s technically theft, isn’t it? Don’t they usually cut your hand off for that sort of thing over there?
Oh cripes, just what he needs - more surgery.
Hmph. I would think surgery below the waist might be appropriate. Extreme surgery.
And to think he still has fans.
Dear Middle East,
He’s your problem now.
Love,
The Great Satan.
When he went to be arraigned in Los Angeles on child-molestation charges, there were massive public demonstrations in his support – in LA, Moscow, Mexico City and Beijing.
When did he lose his sanity? I never really followed his career, but did it start shortly after his head caught fire?
I can’t wait 'til his kids hit their 'tweener and adolescent years – jeesh, for most of us, growing up in a relatively normal family is sufficient grounds for adolescent rebellion. MJ’s converting and moving to Bahrain (provided he ever does so) would just be the icing on the seven-tier cake of weirdness and dysfunction that is his life.
Funniest thing I’ve read today!
I don’t think he was ever sane.
Somebody needs to knock off the Jesus Juice.
From carnivorousplant’s link:
High-standard teachers of English? Under his personal supervision?
Hmm…why am I thinking that he will claim to be very impressed with the linguistic skills of 9-year-old boys?
As a Muslim, yes, he does. 
Thank you.
I was sitting here thinking “fans” was a euphemism for genitalia of some sort. :smack: