If one website for a cite is not enough, try www.spinsanity.org. Use their search function, and type in “Bowling For Columbine.” You will find enough material to keep you amused for quite some time.
In the film, it was flatly stated that you got a gun for opening an account. I find that to be a different statement than “you get a gun for opening a CD, and you may accrue your interest in the form of a premium, and one of the premiums we offer is a firearm, and even then we do extensive background checks, and you gotta come back later and get the gun.”
When President Bush puts this kind of English on the facts in order to make it play a certain way in Peoria, I call it “lying.” I see no reason to call it anything else just because Michael Moore is the one doing it.
There is also the matter of whether or not Canadians lock their doors. Moore wandered up and down a street in Canada, trying people’s front doors. None seemed to be locked. Moore’s point seemed to be that Canada has a sane attitude about guns, most people don’t own them, and therefore, Canadians feel safer and ARE safer, and leave their doors unlocked all the time.
What was SAW was this: Moore wandered up to a few houses and tried the front doors. None were locked, and on each occasion, there seemed to be people inside the houses; he didn’t seem to try any empty houses.
…well, duh. I live in Texas, where we have more guns per square acre than half of Europe, and while I sit here typing in my den, my front door is unlocked. So are those of my neighbors – the ones who are home, at least. Admittedly, this is Texas, so if Michael Moore were to pop up on my front stoop with a camera crew and see if the front door was unlocked, I’d likely have some harsh words for him… but I doubt I’d be inclined to run for my bazooka, if he showed the same demeanor he did in the film.
(although after I got through with him, I find it unlikely that I’d end up in his movie)
So: It’s either “Canadians don’t lock their doors, because they have sane gun laws and they feel safe,” or “Canadians don’t bother locking the front door when they’re at home.” Which did Michael Moore express in “Bowling for Columbine?”
The crime of it is, Michael Moore does in fact have some great things to say, some fine points to make. We are ruled by corrupt men. Unfortunately, Moore makes his points in a manner that hurts his own credibility. Seems to me that if you’re going to catch the President or a right-wing pundit or a right-wing icon in a lie, or a misstatement, or whatever, you could do it lively and entertaining… without having to put your own spin on it. What, the truth isn’t enough in America these days? Even Al Franken does his research and states the freakin’ truth, and Al Franken’s a flippin’ comedian.
I began disliking Michael Moore during his television days, when he began ambushing people with microphones.
Y’see, this is an old technique; *60 Minutes * still does it with great success. However, *60 Minutes * generally restricts their targets to “people who know damn good and well why *60 Minutes * is after them.”
His ambush of Dick Clark in “Bowling for Columbine,” on the other hand, was an attempt to make Dick Clark look bad; there is some question as to whether Clark had any idea what Moore was yammering about. It was successful, for the most part; Dick Clark didn’t want to talk to this fat man with the microphone, and he got in his vehicle and took off… much as any of YOU would if I suddenly got in your face, and began screaming, “TELL MY VIEWERS ABOUT THE MURDERED CHILDREN OF BIAFRA, QADGOP THE MERCOTAN!!! SO, YOU DENY YOU WERE A GUARD AT AUSCHWITZ, DEWEY CHEATEM UNDHOW?”
…and then there’s that circus he pulled at the end of the movie, where he maneuvered his way into an interview with Charlton Heston, in the man’s home, and then launched his ambush interview. Did Moore have a point? Yeah; the NRA was in fact guilty of its own spin doctoring, re: the Columbine incident. But while making it clear that he had a point, he also made it clear that it’s okay to lie, cheat, and steal to MAKE your point. The end justifies the means. And that’s wrong.
Oh, yeah… and that “ballistic missile factory,” I’m told, doesn’t make ballistic missiles. It makes boosters for launching satellites, although they may have made ballistic missile parts at one point, waaaay before the Columbine incident.
After checking the facts on “Bowling for Columbine,” I felt kind of trapped between two opposing viewpoints – the left wing and the right wing – and I knew, somehow, that both sides would gleefully lie, cheat, and steal to get me to believe in THEIR agenda, and no other.
America is screwed.
Thanks, Michael Moore. I feel a whole lot better now.