Michelle Bachman (R, Batshit)

Wow. You got so excited that you could self righteously start twisting your panties up into a bunch, you must have missed this little humorous tidbit:

And yes. I was 100% completely serious when I extended the analogy with vacuum cleaners representing the political parties. Next up is a complete analogy of foreign countries by way of breakfast foods. Just guess which country will be represented by delicious Freedom Toast! :rolleyes:

Lord Og, I’d forgotten all about ‘Freedom Fries’. Madness. Madness.

So should Santa Barabara and Martha’s Vineyard be declared federally protected wildlife sanctuaries?

But they’re Canadian and therefore not eligible for election! I mean they don’t even have a fake photoshopped “Certificate of Live Birth” fake birth certificate from fake state “Hawaii” fake certified by fake state officials!!!11!!

I honestly have never heard of Club for Growth. I’m skeptical that it has received the level of vilification that ACORN has, and for as little reason. In perusing its wikipedia page, the only criticism I see of CFG is from Mike Huckabee, hardly a poster boy for the left, who has called it the “Club for Greed.” Not trying to pull a “no true Scotsman” argument on you, but I’m not sure they’re comparable.

See, I’m not seeing batshit as a commentary on her ideas, but instead on herself. She has been entertaining and dismaying Minnesotans for years with her batshit antics (hiding in the bushes at a gay rights rally is possibly my personal favorite) and therefore has a higher bar set for credibility with anything else she does than someone without a batshit track record.

For reference, the following people have proven themselves to be batshit in my opinion and therefore the premise is established:

Michele Bachmann
Al Sharpton
Michael Moore
Tom Cruise
Ann Coulter
Fred Phelps

This list is not exhaustive and I’m likely to append it. Some of these people are more batshit (Phelps) than others. I share some of these people’s beliefs in some fashion, and others seem to come from an alternate reality. But they all have managed to ping my batshit meter.

Yeah, pretty much. My initial OP held her innocent of mortal turpitude due to batshittity, and snarkly reflects my actual opinion, in the sense of “po’ thing just don’t know any better.” Friend Scylla chose to defend her on the grounds of moral turpitude and lying sackity being morally better.

Btw, my husband pointed out that fecal matter should not, in fact, be honored and celebrated, but is, in fact, vile, stinky and nasty stuff. It’s useful in compost, and feels good coming out after constipation, but celebrating that is a bit much.

fetid fecal matter…

Thanks to those smart people who probably caught it but refrained from telling me what a doofus I was. Except my husband, he caught it, and told me, but didn’t call me a doofus, because he’s a sweetheart.

Hmmm . . . bushes . . . gay . . . Just what is she trying to tell us?

Not what you think. She knows about his compulsion to clear brush, so she lurks in hiding, hoping he comes by, and she can overpower him and ram her ovipositor down his throat…

Bill Clinton is disrespected by the left?

Clinton’s probably a better Christian than most Southern Baptist politicians…

He is a southern baptist politician. 'bout par for the course, IMO, He’s a walking stereotype.

No, I’m afraid “successful, competent leader of vision” is not a stereotype WRT Southern Baptist politicians.

And not because of Jimmy Carter, either.

I was thinking more about the dissembling plilanderer pretending at virtue stereotype.
FTR: I don’t think Bill Clinton was a bad Presdent. He wasn’t great, but he was pretty good all things considered. Maybe he would have been great had circumstances called for it, but they didn’t. I also think he got a raw deal on Whitewater.

As a man though, I have no respect for him. I don’t understand how you cheat on your wife. It’s not just about respect for her, but for yourself and your children. I’ve been in control of my sexual impulses since I was 18 years old. I wouldn’t sell my marriage, my integrity, I wouldn’t sell out my children for a quick tittillation. Maybe I have a price, but its higher than that. But, it’s hard to respect a man who sells himself that cheaply.

If I loved another and wanted to leave my wife, I would have enough respect for her to tell her I was leaving first. I would have enough respect for my children and myself to tell her first. I would have enough respect for the new woman I loved not to sneak around with her.

I know better than to sleep with an intern. I understand that it’s an abuse of authority to take sexual advantage of a person over whom I exercise power.

I know enough about lying to know that it’s rarely the deed itself that gets you, it’s the cover-up.

I think you can reduce Christianity to the Golden Rule about doing unto others. I believe he reduced himself to the status of dissembling hypocrite. So, I think he’s pretty common and contemptible. I think what was special about Monica Lewinsky is that that’s the one he got caught with. I think there has been quite a few others.

I don’t think someone who is that faithless and dishonest should be President, or should be admired. I think you should have character. I’m surprised that someone without character or integrity managed to do a decent job. But then again, events weren’t all that challenging and he really didn’t do much, did he?

I recall an editorial cartoon from the Clinton years: Homeowner says to pollster: “Well, I think the lousy, lying, cheating, womanizing, pot-puffing draft-dodger is doing a good job.”

Better to be well-governed by sinners than misgoverned by saints.

I also hold to strict standards of sexual behavior, though some unkind persons have suggested it is more a matter of popular demand.

I can’t argue with that

The offer is generous, and I would love to take you up on it, except that I’m only figuratively in NYC fighting liberal vampires.

Thanks though.

You gotta stop believing all the lies they put out on Fox News.

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