Aw, he’s blushing. That’s so cute! [sub][sup]Bunny, you get the nylon rope. I’ve still got that tire iron around here somewhere. By the time he wakes up, the bump on the head will be the last thing on his mind.[/sub] [/sup]
Still quivering from backrub time…but otherwise the very picture of innocence. Nope. Nothing going on here.
[sub][sup]Fingering tire iron, wondering if there’s enough rope.[/sub][/sup]
Just remember, my dear, that if my hands are tied, all you’ll be left with is the memory of your backrub. No more quivering for you!
[sub]And with eyes like yours, you won’t need a rope…[/sub]
:eek: <- (look, he’s blue)
Um… Could someone help me out over here? Kathryn? Cristi? Help?
notices no one’s lifting a finger, Bunny and Juniper approach with tire iron and rope in hand
No, really, my dear girls, I am an innocent guy…
backing away slowly
Y’know I understand the desire for doing wild things with lovely women such as yourselves… um… but I’m just waiting for that one special girl is all and… hey, isn’t that a tiny frog?
bolts for the door
Bwaaahaaahaaa!:snort, sniffle: Okay, ya got me there, kid. That’s a funny one.
But Juniper and I really know that Medea’s probably waiting outside with a getaway car!
Dang, that is clever…now run man, RUN!!!
[sub]think bolts after blue[/sub]
Well, I’d try to peg one of them with this here bocce ball, but I throw like a girl.
::shrugs::
Well, I guess we ladies will have to amuse ourselves with Strainger, Xploder, and UncleBeer. Assuming they are still here at our continuing virtual Dopefest.
YES! I took pictures! And I’m a lout for not posting them yet. It’s been a hellacious week. I’ve got to put them on some hosting site somewhere, snapflutter or flyfish or whatzitcalled. Then I’ll let y’all know.
slows up after the pursuit seems to have ended
As a matter of fact, Medea’s Child has gone camping and will not be back until sometime next week. And if she were here, there’s a decent chance she’d be helping you tie the most effective knots… virtually, anyway. (IRL, she does have a bf, and… well, it isn’t me.)
See Juniper, they won’t know what they’ve missed. 
:sticks out tongue at think and mrblue.
Well, gee Cranky, its not like you have a life or anything, I mean, sheesh! 
Yeah, I’m still here but it’s been a VERY busy week for me…
The recipe for George is correct but remember to use the LARGE containers of lemonade rather than the small ones.
and Bunny? You can tie me up whenever ya want to babe 
Bill
:runs out to get 50-ft of nylon rope out of trunk:
Xploder: Four words…
Beware the tire iron.
Whoo!! We got nylon rope; this party’s goin’ into overtime!
::Rips the lid of the cooler and proceeds to chug “George,” spilling it all over face and clothes::
::Pulls head from cooler:: “Hey! Mah shoulders ‘r feelin’ taht!”
awww, poor baby want some help with that?
(hands BunnyGirl some crime scene tape behind her back so we can keep the riff raff out of the thread)
Good lord! Watch out! His accents back! Run, Persephone! Run like the wind!
:takes tape from wring and tapes off yard, avoiding burrowing, barking dogs:
I apologize for this site, which apparently asks anyone who come to enter their email address and choose a password. What a bother. In fact, I hope this general invitation works (I don’t know if it will). I didn’t realize it was so persnickety until I’d gone to all the work of entering captions, etc.
Sigh.
http://www.snapfish.com/share/p=92229993840712185/l=4355215/t_=1870
If you don’t want to enter that info, I’ve got a second id there you can use.
Enter “kzaruba@mediaone.net” for the address
enter “dopefest” for the password
swell pictures (should have stayed - I missed a massage chain??), the unidentified back of a head with long wavy brown hair, wearing red, was me, (you couldn’t quite see my snazzy Warner Bro’s barette in my hair, and on the front of said t-shirt was Sylvester proudly proclaiming ‘Mithigan Thate Univerthity’)
This fashion moment has been brought to you by Vogue remember, if you can’t spell it, it has to be French.
Excellent pictures, Cranky gal!
I cannot tell you the relief I felt as I realized that none of those pictures showed me flashing my panties inadvertently! Plus there were no pictures of me spilling stuff. Thanks be to god!
Tae-bo bocce! I love it. Bring it again, next time. What a fun game!
Thank you so much for putting those up!
What in the Sam Hill has happened in here??? I take a short break because I actually have to go to work, and this place turns in to a rowdy, tire-iron swinging, nylon-rope-tying cootchfest! What’s next? You gonna start throwing chairs? Breaking windows? And how DARE you start these shenanigans without me! Man, would someone at least do me the courtesy of a phone call next time?
Now who’s got that rope…
where’s sam hill? is he as hunky as the male dopers at the dopefest??? hmmmm??