Microwaves?

I knew a fellow (a wastrel from a prominent family) who IV-injected straight cola for the sugar+caffeine rush and white port for the alcohol rush, a really cheap drunk.

His ironic death did not result directly from those practices. An ethical cola company would package their COVID remedies as anal suppositories. Clean ya right out, pardner! Hey, it dissolves coins, so a virus won’t stand a chance!

What is wrong with people?

People across the country keep microwaving face masks, firefighters are begging them to stop

If by “the right field strength” you mean “so weak as to induce a negligible heating effect,” then yes, microwaves can be harmless, but then they also will have a negligible drying effect.

If the disinfectant in their bloodstream has a lower boiling point than their blood, it could cause a problem. We probably need the medical doctors to look into it.

Isn’t that a “person of medical”?