Microwaving a HOT HOT HOT burrito

Could Jesus microwave a burrito that even He Himself cannot eat?

I believe question this was originally posed by the great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson whilst he was baked on medical marijuana.

What’s really bad is the way microwaves get things really hot in some spots, but still frozen in others. I’m sure Jesus hates that: “I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.”