Plymouth Meeting may not be the boonies, but it creeps me out.
Berks is different. In fact, as far as I’m concerned, everything between Hershey and Chester County is pretty much a wasteland of farms and Turnpike, and that includes Berks and Schuylkill Counties. So you’re in the boonies after all. 
Lancaster city, OTOH, is special because jayjay and supervenusfreak live there. But the rest is wasteland.
Robin
My home & job are still within five miles of the Pentagon.
I live in NJ.
Elkton? Them’s fightin’ words!
We do too exist! C’mon, our state bird is the Fighting Blue Hen Game Cock. That’s too bizarre to be imaginary!
Delaware exists, but not for long. We’re planning to annex it next Thursday. It’s for your own good.
I’m in MD, northeast of Baltimore.
I’ve never been to any of the parties, etc., but I am in the area (Hyattsville MD). I’m old and shy, though. 
I’m old and shy, too, but Ginger strong-armed me into coming to one of her and WeirdDave’s Christmas parties, and I had a lot of fun.
I DID NOT! You hush your lying mouth or I’m gonna come over there and pop you one!
Or probably more likely bring you a kitty litter pan and some chai.
Hey, I said I had a good time. And two years ago I even won the door prize at Dope The Halls! 
He wasn’t the door prize, dear. He was the booby prize. We just didn’t want to tell you.
I keed! I keed!
She just wanted to make sure she always had a bottle opener, that’s all.
Hush, you, or I’ll smack you with my walker.
Hi! I’m a Mid-Atlantic-er, too! Apparently within spitting distance of Antigen at that.
Yeah, that’s it. Exactly.
Although I am still new, I live in MOCO, MD also.
I cannot drive to another location off of the metro, but would be willing to hijack a ride somewhere 
Don’t spit on her! It’s her birthday tomorrow!
Holy crap! There are two of us? Who knew.
another MD resident here; just south of Baltimore.
Hi neighbor.
Still in New Carrollton.