Gonna vent now–but it’s about cooking.
I was looking for ideas regarding cookies for the upcoming holiday and decided to take a look at the “Midwestern Thanksgiving Menu” that http://staging.foodtv.com/foodtv/episode/0,6283,CL9766,00.html displayed and have to ask:
Midwestern what?
Midwestern in which country?
Midwestern on what PLANET?
The menu features “grilled duck breast with wild rice-dried cherry pilaf” and “persimmon flans with honeyed whipped cream”, and to make matters worse, it was compiled by a New Yorker! Ms. Moulton may have spent a short educational stint in Michigan, but she was born in New York, works in New York, and makes New York her home. I was born in Indiana, grew up in Indiana, live in Indiana. I may not be a cosmopolitan, world-weary bon-vivant, but at the very least I am likely to have some working experience with what is actually “Midwestern” and what is some foreigner’s bizarre idea of what she might fool others into believing is “midwestern”. While I do love a good pilaf, I can assure you that nowhere in the Midwest is “grilled duck breast with wild rice-dried cherry pilaf” on any Midwestern THANKSGIVING menu. Do you want a REAL Midwestern Thanksgiving menu? Here is an authentic Midwestern Thanksgiving menu, given imprimis and authority by generations of Midwestern Thanksgiving meals.
Roast turkey with bread stuffing or dressing.
Mashed potatoes.
Turkey giblet gravy.
Egg noodles, mixed, rolled out and dried in the kitchen where cooked.
Green beans, preferably home-canned from ones own garden, with bacon.
Biscuits (maybe rolls).
Sweet potatoes (marshmallows optional but often expected).
Macaroni and cheese (optional unless one has picky toddlers around).
Pumpkin pie with Kool Whip (whipped cream may substitute for Kool Whip in more traditional households).
Apple Pie (optional but sometimes expected)
Other elements may also appear, but the above are generally the fundamental Midwestern Thanksgiving fixings.
Dick breast and pilaf? Only a New Yawkur would consider that suitable to foist upon the world as part of a “Midwestern” Thanksgiving menu.
Okay, I’m done venting.