Midwife delivers own baby, using make-up mirror

No, not an Onion piece.

Midwife Delivers Her Own Baby Using a Tiny Make-up Mirror

Definitely fits my “Kids, don’t try this at home!” category. :eek:

Sounds like someone reads a little too much twilight. Cool story, aside from that putrescent detail.

Hey, if she wants to name her kid in Pig Latin, that’s her business I suppose.