Mild Pitting of Beck

I know that’s not what people are complaining about, but character references are valid before a court.

She is folksy… like a neighbor if I had a house along a lake. Do I like her politics? No (and if she put up Rump signs facing my property I’d be pissed). Would I hang out & do group BBQ and maybe celebrate with food “It’s nice weather day” and “Holy Smoke the Peppers and Tomatoes are Good This Year” day? Sure! I could show her how I make salsa out of apples. Honestly? I think we’d get along.

I guess the question comes down to ‘do rich people cook’ and ‘do rich people plagiarize recipes’. Surprisingly, sometimes the answer is both ‘yes’ and ‘yes’. I’m going to pick as an example someone I personally hate (because he has personally stolen from me) Stephen Colbert. Does he cook? Yes. Ole Daddy Warbucks could just sit on Upper Mountain and expect to be served by Jeeves the Butler… but Vulcan-ear does go crazy in his kitchen on occasion. Sometimes he even shares with neighbors (so I’ve heard).

Recently he came out with a cookbook. Did he write it? Are all the recipes in it his? Probably not. He steals comedy as his own, why wouldn’t he steal recipes? But he does cook. Does he ‘look like he cooks’? That’s a stretch. And I’ve seen excellent chefs who have been thin, fat, tall, short, handsome and goons. Talent lands in the most remarkably odd spots.

If politics has to come into play, does anyone here think Felon34 can boil an egg?
Do any of you think JD Pants can cook anything besides burned steak on a grill?

There we go, non-issue… and if we’re going to match lies, hasn’t Rump told over 14,000 lies…? ( I lost track; that number is a few years old. )
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PS- One of the main reasons that I hate Taylor Tomlinson is that she’s one of Colbert’s crime family Capos and he is the executive producer (and chief financier) of ‘AFTER MIDNIGHT’. Its a nice way to launder money based on comedy he’s stolen over the years, if you can get it. He can suck regular income out of it, like an annuity, after he retires from The Late Show.

That’s just something to think about every time a hurricane nearly swamps his SC yacht.