Mile High Club...UL or what?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Every time I fly, and every time I use the lavatory in the airplane, I wonder just how in the heck any couple could perform sexually in a space so small. Outside of oral sex on either person and some groping, I just don’t see doing the nasty in the confines of something so small as being anything other than a feat for contortionists.

No one I know has ever done it there, but this is not a question to ask someone you just met. " Hi, Mary Smith, are you a member of the Mile High Club. Please to meet you."

Anyone out there want to fess up?

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The only way I could see doing it would be a hand job in the seat. On a red eye flight. With a blanket in my/her lap.

I’m not a member yet, though. :frowning:

There is no WAY I could do anything with someone in those dinky little bathrooms.

Besides, every flight I’ve been on there is at least one flight attendant right there, in front of the bathroom.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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It’s possible…

been a member for years now :wink:

I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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Perhaps 2 people out of a million have actually had intercourse on a commercial airline - far too many people. Most members I’ve met gained their “membership” on a private jet. I joined the club on a small charter flight from Istanbul to Munchen. Sunrise over Asia - darling german fraulein - and complementary gin & tonics. I have a card, secret handshake and everything.

Hell is Other People.

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I was piloting a little Cessna 172, with my (now ex-) girlfriend in the right seat, from Harris Ranch to Reid-Hillview airport in California. We were cruising at 5,500 feet, and so were technically over a Mile High.

For some reason, she didn’t want to join the mile high club with me. Something about being afraid I’d lose control of the plane. :slight_smile:

The truth, as always, is more complicated than that.

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Wait a minute … I just had a thought.

Is it the STATUTE Mile High Club, or the NAUTICAL Mile High Club? If you have to be a nautical mile high, that’s 6076.11549 feet; so my altitude of 5500 feet wouldn’t have been enough to qualify even if she had done the horizontal lambada with me.

The truth, as always, is more complicated than that.

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I’ve had sex in the front passenger’s seat of a 1981 Toyota Tercel. If the nasty can be done somewhere that small, it can be done anywhere.

I’ve never had courage to try it on a plane, though. Not that I wouldn’t, given the right circumstances.

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I have a team jacket in this category :slight_smile:

A true friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out…there are Angels among us

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Really? What team did you Do It with?

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Since I live in Denver, does that make me a member? Or do I have to do it at Mile High Stadium?

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. That’s my name too.
Wait, no it isn’t.

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Doing the nasty?

Il vaut mieux gâcher sa jeunesse que de n’en rien faire du tout. – Georges Courteline

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Azrek, Does attending the Mile High Stadium mean that everyone in attendance is in the Mile High Club or is it just wishful thinking ?

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Next time try steering the plane with your HAND when you ask.

JB
Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis

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Try the backseat of an '81 Camero. :slight_smile:

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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Sorry for the resurrection, I’ve been away for a while.

My sister is a member: commercial flight with husband.

I’m a member of the ‘apartment complex pool in the middle of the afternoon’ club. Does that count for anything?

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Or a '91 Miata. :smiley:

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The back seat of a '77 Toyota Celica hatchback.
Shirley-most of them are too trashed to think about it.

“That was a hell of a thing.”

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Does mutual orgasm by means of the hands and fingers, in our seats, covered with a blanket, middle of the night Anchorage/Seattle flight count?

Extra point for moaning and heavy breathing?

>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.

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Diane: I’d think so.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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My wife and I have been proud members of the Mile High Club for about six months now.

Difficult, awkward, cramped and slightly embarrassing? Absolutely. Possible, though? Absolutely. :o

~ Complacency is far more dangerous than outrage ~