Million-dollar tequila heist in Texas

Them’s fightin’ words

I think we can discuss the beer situation over a Lagavulin

You are a perverted USAsian :wink: . Sure, vodka is great stuff, but as a USAsian pervert, you probably don’t like Caesars, either, which are the king of all mixed drinks! Scotch, whiskey, bourbon, etc are all the work of Satan and a major cause of hangovers. Except for Cuban or Puerto Rican amber rum, which causes no harm in moderation – meaning that you stop drinking it while you can still stand upright! :wink:

Gin is not my favourite beverage, but on warm summer days it works a treat with some bubbly tonic water!

Are we sure Sammy didn’t just go on a bender and drink it all, and then come up with the heist story to explain where it went?

Is tequila the only drink that becomes more valuable when there’s a worm in it?

Where’s my big-ass platform shoes?

I like tequila, and there is quite a spectrum of quality. A lot of people don’t like it, too bad for them.

What I don’t understand is the tired and stupid routine of people downing tequila shots and grimacing or making a big show od how awful it is. If you don’t like it don’t drink it

And please don’t feel the need to tell me you call it 'to-kill-ya".

That would be mezcal, tequilas older brother with all the tattoos.

I suspect Gus Fring.

Oh, wait…

Tequila Tip: the place to go in San Diego is El Agave, where they boast of having 2000 bottles to choose from. The food is good too.

Wow. I was impressed by MadMex and their 20 different tequilas.

I’ve read that various Middle East countries are supposedly ideal for this. Ruling elites love luxury brands and they don’t ask questions about why the price is so far below market.

Something interesting that the article doesn’t mention is that tequila is usually transported in tanks and is sometimes classified as a hazardous material.

…lookin’ for myyy lost tanker of salt…

Eh, single-malt Scotch is just flat beer with most of the water distilled out.

(Ducks and runs for cover)

You win the thread.

And vastly improved flavour.