I know the news recently has been very disappointing and folks feel devastated (I’m one of them), but fess up! Who was it? And will you share the goods?
It washn’t me. Hic.
Unless the thieves plan to drink it or give it to friends, they now have to figure out a way to sell a lot of tequila without raising suspicion, which will not be easy. They could transport it to Mexico, but that kind of defeats the purpose don’t you think?
Luckily for the thieves, it’s a stable product and they can sit on it for as long as they want. I doubt the thieves want to go through the annoyance of disposing of it nickel-and-dime style over a long time, although that’s probably the best way to handle it. They probably don’t want to disguise the product since the brand is what makes it valuable. Probably best to find a dishonest distributor somewhere far away who will take the whole load at once.
I’ve had Sammy Hagar’s tequila. It was good.
Could they quietly ransom it back?
If a truckload of Cointreau and a truckload of limes is heisted next, a better idea of their end game may emerge.
That is a time-honored tradition…
Tequila & good don’t belong in the same sentence. You can have my share if I can have your brown water.
Why all the hate for tequila? I love drinking a flight of really good tequilas.
Then again, I love vodka, scotch, whiskey, bourbon, etc. Pretty much everything except for gin. No love for juniper berries.
The stuff just tastes nasty. Every time I’ve ever had tequila it’s been a bad next day, & that’s not the tequila’s fault, I have to be pretty much snockered & should have stopped multiple drinks earlier to even consider having any. I do agree with you on the gin, though. I do like a good whiskey, whether it’s Scotch, bourbon, rye, or something else…& good beer; no, I won’t drink that Coors Diet shit
Great. Now there are three words that really don’t go together.
Tequila is just gin using rabbit turds instead of juniper berries. Well, that’s my guess anyway.
It’s the one spirit when there is more effort in making the actual bottle than the liquid inside.
Harsh, but fair. I never met a tequila I didn’t like.
Stranger
My bold.
Well, today I learned a new word, which has to be a good thing.
I have had tequila once in my life, in a margarita in San Antonio Airport. Now, I’m a reasonably well qualified drinker, but I could barely make it onto the 'plane. Something in that cocktail is lethal.
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Does tequila go with cheese?
I can only guess that was the reason @kayaker made two sentences.
Has anyone checked Shelly West’s garage?
Million-dollar Tequila Heist
If that isn’t a Jimmy Buffett tune, it oughta be.
No such animal.
I’ll stick with my rum and single-malts.