Pardon me if someone posted on this already, but check out this news story
Can you imaging going back to your High School reunion and having to tell someone you drive the monkey shit truck?
Somewhere, lieu’s head just exploded.
Best. simulpost. ever.
(lieu, how did you manage to limit yourself to just one joke?)
Can you imaging going back to your High School reunion and having to tell someone you drive the monkey shit truck… and not very well!
Can you imaging going back to your High School reunion and having to tell someone you fill the monkey shit truck?
Can you imagine going back to your high school reunion and having to tell someone that you’re the assistant to the guy who fills the monkey shit truck??
Can you imagine going to your high school reunion and having to tell someone you applied for the assistant monkey shit truck filling job, but was passed over for more qualified candidates?
Can you imagine going to your high school reunion and having to tell someone you applied for the monkey shit truck driver job, but was passed over in favor of the guy who then dumped it all over the highway?
Look, people – the article says that the Monkey Shit Express only runs twice a year. So the driver of the truck is hardly JUST the driver of a monkey shit truck. It’s quite possible, in fact, that he transports all manner of exotic shit. And he deserves credit for that.
True. The elephant shit truck probably has to make several runs a year. Those elephants shit big.
Can you imagine going to your high school reunion and having to tell people you’re dating the guy who drives the monkey shit truck?
Welcome to my world…
How about having to explain to your old high school classmates that you were the guy that had to clean to monkey shit off the highway???
:eek:
Imagine someone telling you to clean monkey shit off the highway?
(Me, I’d just go ape-shit over the whole thing)
Bwaa HA HA HA HA HA!:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p You guys crack me up something fierce!
This story actually affected me. I live less than 10 blocks from the zoo. I had just left my house to go to my office when I found I couldn’t get onto the freeway.
A patrolman I know who was near by told me there was animal waste all over the road. I thought, aw, this is bullshit!
Nope. Monkey shit! 
The article does not state how long each trip is.
For all you know, the driver may be on a 3 month drive (each way).
I mean, maybe, just maybe, the shit is being exported to Siberia. You obviously have no idea how long ferries take.
You make it sound like The Rime of the Ancient Monkey Shit Hauler. 
Apeshit, apeshit, everywhere,
And all the road did stink;
Apeshit, apeshit, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.
In fairness to the monkey shit truck driver, he was also hauling algae so he was multitasking when this went down.
By the way, my fantasy football team is called the Dung Monkeys. Talk about a good omen!