If you can guess what language this is and (BONUS) what is says:
YOU WILL WIN A PRIZE! 
Happy hunting!
Sanguinespider mønstrer på… 
Norwegian.
Something about a donkey?
“Min geit sparker Deres geits esel” is Swahili for “Ah, they’re 1920s-style Donkey Rays.”
nearly falls off chair laughing
Deine Mutter ist auch ein Esel!
:D:D:D:D:D:D
I think I figured it out…“My goat can kick your goat’s ass!”
Norwegian.
My goat kicks your goat’s donkey, sir.
(Or ma’am. Had to throw in an honorific, because “Deres” makes it clears that the sentence is using the formal you. As is to be expected, the English language utterly lacks such refinements…)
Spiny Norman wins!!! So, what’s his prize?
A goat, probably.
That’s cheating! He’s a Dane, and Danish is very close to Norwegian. It’s like insider trading, only with languages. 
Never trust a Viking. 
** YOU WIN!**
As for what you win…
You get:
A swift kick in the buttocks for WASTING your time!
A lil’ pat on the buttocks and a sexy pout for the hurt received.
A soft and sexy smooch on the cheek for the humility endured.
What… you want * more*? Sheesh!!!
I don’t mind a Viking.
SanguineSpider has Norse blood baby!
For more translations, check back later!
Now go find me some furs…