Mind awake - but body still sleeps -SLEEP PARALYSIS

Er, perhaps you din’t realize I was kidding…
:smiley: :o

fauxpas = smiley has been told not to tease you … hence he is keeping cool. I am about to unload a can of of diet whoop arse on ya.

Amscray !

SmileyDeath, what you did is called lying, which probably isn’t a fair tactic in GQ. If you’ve got a problem with me or fauxpas, take it to the pit.

Hey…guys chill…I forgive Smiley but if he wants to…bring it on!!!

I agree with fauxpas over the “chill” bit, guys. Let it go. Here’s not the place for this kind of shenanigans.

It was a joke. Get over it.

And why would I pit someone over them not understanding a silly joke?

That’s it you are getting pitted mister!

:rolleyes: at Demostylus

OK … where this pit is i am going there.

It is the place all feared and doomed posters go to whine about there tapioca not having enough goddamn bubbles in it.

You’ve been pitted, SmileyDeath.

A link to the thread Desmostylus refers to, as above.

HAHAHAHA…

wipes tears of laugther

great and now yas screwed my thread. Hope your all happy.

And yes i get paid by the hour.

Anyway

For what it’s worth, my girlfriend had an experience like this a few weeks ago. She woke up but was unable to move, and she says it’s never happened before.

Moderator’s Notes: This is ridiculous. I’m locking it. trader_of_shots, I have two pieces of advice for you. First, a comment such as “sod off” is not permitted in this forum. Qualifying it with, “I don’t want be rude” doesn’t make it acceptable either—not by any stretch. You’ll not make another similar comment here in GQ, or anywhere on these boards, but the BBQ Pit, or you’re membersip will be summarily terminated.

My second piece of advice is that, since I’m locking this one, you open a new thread and try your question again—assuming that is, you can maintain civilty the second time around.

And’s here’s a third piece of advice for general consumption, call it a lagniappe if you will. Comments that irritate anyone, for any reason, are best ignored. That simple measure will prevent a thread from spiraling out of control and that makes your moderators happy. Or at least less cranky.