Normally I wouldn’t post a fart question, but I noticed that someone else did so what the hell. When ever I have to cut the cheese when I’m sitting down I usually lift up the left butt cheek and let her rip. The odd thing is I’m right handed. So the question is do you fart on left or right side? Does it match your handedness?
I think it depends if someone is in the room with you and wether or not you want to torture that friend/enemy.
Right handed, left cheeked, checking in…
The ol’ one cheek sneak…
right hand, right cheek…sorry to take the wind out of your theory, but I can’t pass up the opportunity to clear the air about something this important…
Why is that odd? You’re putting your weight on your right cheek. I’d call you right cheeked (if I called you at all).
I tend to lean back in my chair and let it shoot forward.
I’m with Sublight. I’d pay money for a device that you install under your desk that would suck it up.
That is, of course, when I don’t go to the foul smelling coffee break room and letterip.
You should always do a Test Fart™ first, to see if the people around you can handle it. 