Had you been a genuine scientist you would have used a spork rather than a spoon.
The details – they trip up the pretenders every time
There is no spoon.
There is something that many people call a spoon. But that is not its true name.
Good sir, it appears that you forget yourself. May I remind you of the unified utensil code of the Northern Hemisphere: Ixnay on the orkspay and asspay the untblay. So it is written.
And yea thou shalst bring thine own lighting device, for it was surely you that absconded with mine own whilst we last did burn one.
We must study different in schools of utensils. The first rule of my Spoon Club is we don’t talk about spoons. But you, sir, have broken that rule.
The spoon that can be held
is not the eternal spoon.
The spoon that can be named
is not the eternal name.
There is certainly a lot to enjoy about the thinking of shadowofneo, but I think my favorite in this thread is this.
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Do you realize that if there is more than we know, a binary result occurs, there either is or isn’t more than we know.
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I stand in awe of the logic. If A is true, A might be true.
How can you be two places at once if you’re not anywhere at all?
Been there, done that.
I learn so much from this board.
Me too - that it was a wise decision to give up drugs. Although if I hadn’t, I might have understood the OP.
Regards,
Shodan
fnord
Don’t try to use it for anything. You might get hurt.
No, really - just the other day I was able to “reach out and create whatever I wanted”, just like the OP said.
Mind you, I was standing at the salad bar at the time.
Is there a reason we should see the universe that way?
He just demonstrated that he knows much, much more about physics than you do. The whole “let’s consider the philosophical implications of quantum physics” game is fun, but let’s not mistake it for actual science.
It won’t be found in word salad either.
Reading the OP and the OP’s subsequent posts, I’m thinking “mushrooms”.
Oh sure, it starts with something as innocent as a salad bar but the next thing you know you’re riding that FTL horse, suffering from spatial phase sickness and then dieing within minutes.
Don’t say you weren’t warned.
I’ve heard rumors that there can be more than one salad ingredient in the same bowl at the same time. That just blows my mind!
That’s due to the Inverted Phase Variance of lettuce when we modulate the Taste Vector and make it go Retrograde via Forced Forcing. It happens if we modify the vibrations of salad and turn it into bacon by sheer force of will. Evinced, as science has long known, by the phenomena of Spontaneous Baconation.[sup]*[/sup]
*terms, claims, syntax, grammar, and semantic content may potentially diverge from “science jargon”.
If it’s not a Ti spork, what’s the point? Lightweight, elegant and immune to time insulation post prandial co-valent dingus events.
Although, wouldn’t it be nice to be able to slip this spatial/temporal universe and go into the ones we’ve read a la Hienlien’s Number of The Beast?
Mmmmm, Bacon
But if your inverse the retrograde pull of the Hollandaise over the radishes, the bacon will go through six degrees of separation, preventing the sublimation of the abstract through opposite determinism. Or not, if it’s Wednesday.
Oh, dear, my mindless perspective just intuitively mutilated simultaneously. Time for a Rolaids.