You fuckers get on board before I get this shit locked for being my own personal rant blog.
I minipit Sampiro for failing to make more posts like the above and fewer posts where he hits the fucking buffer…twice. Dude, seriously. I’m hardly the first to say it, but get an editor, and pay him to sit under your desk sucking your cock and deleting every third sentence you write.
*But I’ve still got an imaginary date with a drunk Argent Towers and a wall. *