MiniKiss vs TinyKiss: Battle of the Bands - Who Would Win?

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How Bizzare: Rival bands clash over little-person KISS tribute

These are the type of acts that convince me Simon needs to develop a “Battle of The Bands” type show to run on the days American Idol isn’t airing.

Add the all-dwarf Kiss cover band from NY: MiniKiss
One part Las Vegas based imposter rockers: TinyKiss
And a 350# woman

And you end up with a story Noel Langley & Florence Ryerson couldn’t possible conceive.

Yeah, it’s most definitely a publicity stuint, but it’s cute nonetheless. I have a few questions:[ul][]Why hasn’t attention hound and publicity whore Gene Simmons found a way to capitalize on this story yet? Could a 3 band tour be far off?[]Couldn’t Mercury have fit either of these acts on their “Kiss My Ass” tribute album?[]I wonder what tracks either of the bands do covers of[]If either band gets big enough, will they ever get a gig in Kiss’ fave venute, Japan’s Rainbow Hall[/ul]

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Someone’s been listening to Stephanie Miller in the morning, I see… :wink:

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No, never heard of her…a friend e-mailed me the link yesterday. I’d be interested in hearing her spin on the story. Seeing that this thread died a very quick death, maybe we should change the theme and ask Cafe Society readers if they’d like to come up with…

New ideas for the Tiny Kiss imposters.

  1. How about the Wee-Gees - The could wear white glitter outfits & do Bee-Gees covers
  2. The Rolling Pebbles - The guitarist can shoot heroin, the lead singer get collagen implants and the could sing Stones tunes.

There’s gotta be 100s more possibilites. Tiny Kiss has already opted to make fools of themselves - so I don’t think anyone can take offense at giving them other cover band ideas.

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She had a late night talk show for, like, 5 minutes several years ago, didn’t she?

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She also has a morning radio show, and has been getting lots of laughs out of the dueling micro-Kiss bands for the last week.

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I think the story was also on BoingBoing a few days ago. I think that’s where I saw a link to it.

If somebody tried to write a story about something like this, nobody would believe it. Like I read somewhere long ago: life lacks verisimilitude. :slight_smile: