Indeed, the Mighty Minnesota Golden Gophers have triumphed by soundly trouncing Oregon by a whole point in the prestigious Wells Fargo Sun Bowl.
And what kind of pussy name is “The Ducks” for a college team? They ought to have a manly name, one that strikes fear in the hearts of their opponents like, um, uh…nevermind.
Booker, you’re thinking of “geoducks”, which are a different creature entirely. Oregon’s Ducks are birds which live on a lake and quack. And, yes, their quacks echo.
Have you seen Goldy? I was a student at the U when Goldy underwent his weight training routine. The old Goldy got a lot of sand kicked in his face, but the new Goldy sells body building suppliments on the back page of comics.