Minnesota Wins!

Indeed, the Mighty Minnesota Golden Gophers have triumphed by soundly trouncing Oregon by a whole point in the prestigious Wells Fargo Sun Bowl.

And what kind of pussy name is “The Ducks” for a college team? They ought to have a manly name, one that strikes fear in the hearts of their opponents like, um, uh…nevermind.

And aren’t the Golden Gophers in the same conference as the Wisconsin Badgers?

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$#@! coding.

That’s Mighty Golden Gophers, and yes they are.

Come on, Big 10, let’s start winning some bowls! [sub]Go Blue![/sub]

Gophers? Gophers? Gophers?

Who’s afraid of the big bad gopher?

I don’t know about ducks, but I’ve seen chickens chase gophers.

Aren’t the “ducks” of Oregon some sort of slug? I know that somewhere the Master talks about them.

Booker, you’re thinking of “geoducks”, which are a different creature entirely. Oregon’s Ducks are birds which live on a lake and quack. And, yes, their quacks echo.

GO TROJANS!

Robin

Have you seen Goldy? I was a student at the U when Goldy underwent his weight training routine. The old Goldy got a lot of sand kicked in his face, but the new Goldy sells body building suppliments on the back page of comics.