Disco Stu.
(singing, in the ski lodge)
“Walk away, not today, disco lady.”
my pick is Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain):
“Lahffing time iz ohfah”
No, Lou says “Hold on, chief, it might be medicinal.” And the blind guy says “Yeah, without it I could go even blinder!”
surly, one of the seven duffs.
surly: hey, surly looks out for one man, and that’s surly.
selma: sorry surly.
And as himself:
(sun sets)
“On further reflection, these are loafers.”
“Duff man can never die only the actors who play him.”
hehe Duff man rules!
I also love Dr.Nick
Okay, so maybe he doesn’t count as a minor character, and that’s why no one has picked him, but c’mon guys, what about Milhouse? Milhouse cracks me up.
“It’s like Speed 2, only on a bus instead of a boat!”
And Gil? I’m sorry, but Gil is a sad Lionel Hutz rip-off. Worst character ever.
Also gotta love, Lenny and Carl, Moe, Comic Book Guy and any character voiced by Phil Hartman, RIP.
“But you said if I slept with you I wouldn’t have touch the drunk”
“Duffman says a lot of things, Oh yeah!”
lmao
I like:
The Spanish Bee.
Krusty the Dyslexic Clown
Sideshow Bob!!!
One of the guys in Nelson’s gang who turned out to be a single father.
Grandpa Simpson
The Happy Doctor and te Quack Dr. Rivera.
Professor Fink
Damn one indication of a great TV series is that there are so many memorable characters, major and minor.
Is this the same guy who assures Bart he’s “quite lowbrow” in the Gabbo episode? And the guy who owns Bloodbath and Beyond?
Homer: If I had my gun I’d kill you!
Owner: Yeah, well, ya dont…
I love him.
My favorite has to be Scorpio, that episode is hands down my favorite. But in a close second is the comic shop guy. Probably because he says the things I say and he has a master’s in Folklore and Mythology. It was a master’s wasn’t it?
And the originator of one of the most daring Simpson’s jokes [sitting behind the counter eating those Easter marshmellow “Peep” treats] “If only real chicks went down this easy” :eek:
And one of the most shocking moments when he got caught in the motel bed with Skinner’s mother. :eek: :eek:
-me
IMO it’s a tossup between Frink and CBG for pure comedic value (worst episode ever, indeed!)
But I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned what I consider Capt. McAllister’s best quote:
Arr, I've got customers. Call me back, Ishmael.
(from the episode where Krusty disappears)
IMO it’s a tossup between Frink and CBG for pure comedic value (worst episode ever, indeed!)
But I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned what I consider Capt. McAllister’s best quote:
Arr, I've got customers. Call me back, Ishmael.
(from the episode where Krusty disappears)
“Yarr, I’m… not attractive.”
Ooh, I forgot to mention Bort, from the episode where Lisa and Bart are in the gift shop (at Duffland, I believe) and Bart is looking for a toy license plate souvenir with his name on it but only finds the name Bort.
I too love Snake.
(After committing armed robbery) “Dude, now I can pay my Stafford Loans.”
I think he was going to pay back his student loans. I doubt Snake would take out a loan to buy a Jim Stafford album.
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*Originally posted by Knowed Out *
**I love to hate the comic book guy. Mainly because he’s so realistic. I’ve been in a couple of shops with pudgy doughboy know-it-alls like him running the place, thinking they’re hot shit.
I concur!!
Now if you don’t mind, we’re playing for title of Master of the Universe.
“No, there could be cubes the size of bears in there!”
After his remote control baby plane crashses
“Oh dear. My wife is going to kill me.”
“I am now triangulating the signal vector which I will express as a motion of my finger. They’re over there!”
"I'm trying to develop it into a weapon of unbelievable destructive power."
"Hey babe, howsabout we go back to the cyclotron for a little wingding."
Bart "I wish I had that flying motorcycle now."
Frink flys up
"You had your chance."
I love both the character and the idea that you don’t need to understand math, chemistry, or physics. Hard work and a truly bizzare view of the world are all that’s needed to be a great inventor.
Donnning hamburger-earmuffs and talking to himself
"Relax Frinky. You'll have these babies in the stores while he's still working on the lettuce-matrix."