At work today, someone had left behind a bottle of “MiracleII Neutralizing Gel” which billed itself as “The most complex blend of minerals and organic chemicals ever put together” or some such nonesense, and also “was annoited by the Power of God.” This was all great and stuff, except it never said exactly what it DID. Then it dawned upon me. It was superconcentrated Holy Water for use against vampires. All you had to do was splash some on them, and it would stick to them like napalm.
Unfortunately, when I came home from work and Googled it to confirm my suspicions, I found out it’s uses were much more mundane. See here. Though, I guess since it can kill all the nasty things in your body, I guess it would also work against vampires. But I think I’m just going to stick to plain 'ole Holy Water for now, until I see some testamonies saying it works on the Undead.
Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
Nothing new, though. This kind of thing was successfully sold for ages.
