Misleading Movie Plot Summaries!

Secretary: A young woman struggles to keep her job. With Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Alien - Miners pick up a hitchhiker then kill him.

Silver Streak - Scatman Crothers battles hippies on a train.

Aliens - Corporate traitor enacts a matricidal plot.
Alien[sup]3[/sup] - A small group of prison inmates seeks salvation.
Alien: Resurrection - From the creator of Firefly, a story of love, technology, and what it means to be human.
Alien vs. Predator - A woman strikes up an interracial relationship with a tall, rugged stranger.
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem - Residents of a small town react violently to the arrival of foreigners.

Serenity - Space pirates battle an evil government*

  • just like in PotC:AWE

Tootsie: Unemployed actor starts crossdressing, and likes the results.

Dances with Wolves: After the Civil War, a Union soldier accepts a remote posting, and studies a wolf’s behaviour.

Field of Dreams: An Iowa farmer hears voices that nobody else can; and against the wishes of his brother, follows their instructions.

Scent of a Woman: A man and his young male aide get a room for the weekend in New York City.

Nitpick - it didn’t become historic until after their visit.

Well, for two similar threads there are
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[li]One sentence summaries that miss the point started in 2003 (revived in 2009) by the still-active 3trew[/li][/ul]
and the shorter
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[li]Descriptions that do not do the movie justice from 2006.[/li][/ul]

This happens fairly frequently on DishNetwork’s onscreen guide. One that I saw a couple of days ago:

The Manitou: A fortune-teller hires a medicine man to get a 400-year-old shaman off his girlfriend’s back.

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - three singers travel across Australia for work.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - unlikely alliances form during the American Civil War.

Combining getting the big picture wrong with spoilers:

The Empire Strikes Back - Despite their differences, a father (voiced by James Earl Jones) and son (Mark Hamill) are reunited.

Indiana Jones and the last crusade: 2 men, 1 cup.

Apologies if this invokes any images.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - Indy goes up against a cult whose leader is a real heart-breaker.

To continue the Indiana Jones thing:

Raiders Of The Lost Ark - teacher finds old container, lets French guy open it.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of he Crystal Skull - aliens exist
(spoilered in case someone who hasn’t yet seen it, actually wants to.)

A young girl dreams of stealing, taking narcotics, homicide and regime change.
Wizard of Oz

A poor man is lucky enough to get the crap beat out of him.
Rocky

A white supremacist overcomes adversity to rebuild an institution of oppression.
Gone with the Wind

A fugitive cheats on her husband, threatens to kill her ex-lover and helps shutdown a popular local business before skipping town.
Casablanca

The Bridge on the River Kwai Documentary on bridge construction techniques and working conditions in 1940s Burma.

Midnight Express - Travelogue; “railroading” in Turkey.

Die Hard: An estranged husband kills a dozen men in an LA office building.

Mr. & Mrs. Bridge–Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward really stretch their acting muscles by playing a married couple.

Goldfinger: British civil servant issues warnings on the danger of firing a gun on a plane.

The Godfather: Poor Italian immigrant strikes it rich, helps godson win a coveted movie role.

2001, A Space Oddysey: Starving vegetarians learn the advantages of eating red meat.

Tora, Tora, Tora: Japanese messenger delivers a telegram to Army base.