Does it take reservations?
“Do you have reservations?”
“Yes, but when you’re as hungry as I am, you throw caution to the wind!”
from an old Wizard of Id cartoon
Football Concussions, the next Big Bang?
Interesting idea for a garden bitch.
Carpenters, woodpeckers, handymen: most durable finish for exterior threshold?
Make sure your project is peck-friendly.
D’oh!
Self driving cats are still decades away. Toonces!
Vets - do you “vet” clothing? Why or why not?
I’m not a vet, but I vet clothing to make sure it will fit me at least.
I keep reading that one thread title as “Why has Donald Trump not been Decapitated or Subpoenaed by the January 6 committee?”
Can you please advise me about garden hoses and also my genitalia?
Sounds like a kinky experiment gone painfully wrong!
Also, although not a misread thread title, dang it, this has to be recorded somewhere. The thread in IMHO, “How Do You Know You’re Drunk?”, was revived after 12 years by a new post containing this informative observation that helps answer the question:
The 190 proof I have rn i very clean, very clean
Talk To Me About Rationing In Vancouver
The poutine supply chain has been massively disrupted. You’ve just gotta be patient.
Traveling to Spain, onions requested.
Catching a Skunk in the house
If you succeed, is it worth it?
Caitlin Jenner Paralyzed…
Actual title: “Caitlin Jensen Paralyzed…” Who is that? Apparently not anyone famous. Well, she wasn’t before.
I initially thought this was an oddly phrased request for help tracking down the source of a foul odor.
And also (Sorry about the double post but it’s too late to edit):
Status of Breaking Bad’s Walter White and Jesse Pinkman to go up in Albuquerque
I would have thought they already had fairly high status, given how popular their show was.
Dammit, since I read this entry, now very time I see that thread, it’s about onions! 
What was your favorite cat?
Spanish onions, of course.
mmm