I was just coming to post that!
Fifi et Pierre are real rowdies when it comes to defending their master!
Kelly Montieth would not be amused.
Exactly what I wanted to post! I was beginning to wonder if croutons grow on trees…
Evacuating Kamala Harris
C’mon, things haven’t gotten that bad.
Actual title: Why does my nose run when I defecate?
I read it as: Why does my nose run when I dictate?
mmm
From FQ:
Why do anarchists normally come in bottles of 96?
Is this true for both regular and extra-strength anarchists?
OK, maybe I’m due for an eye exam.
Actual title: My croton bloomed!
I read it as: My crotch bloomed!
mmm
This is not from SDMB, it’s a CNN website headline, but it’s too good to pass up:
Jan. 6 committee details Trump team’s early focus on pleasuring state lawmakers
(It was “pressuring,” but I like my version better)
How Important Are States? (How Important is Status?)
I guess that depends on whether cities are necessary.
The other day I was skimming the “latest posts” list and these two were in sequence:
Women with little girl voices
Why do people split tens in Blackjack?
Skimming quickly, my brain registered that as “Why do women split tens in Blackjack?”. I had no idea that women had their own blackjack strategies!
Police torching cars they’ve pulled over
"He’ll never drive recklessly again. Ha! Ha!
That made me laugh. I felt like amending it to Haw haw!
Herd animals question evolution
“We cows have always been cows, right? Chew on that for awhile.”
What’s with my mind lately? I want a new place to smell rice
What Is The Most American Form Of Acupuncture?
I’ll bet it involves a honking big needle and opiates.
From IMHO:
Chaos: on schedule or when needed?
Are there any Indian restaurants within New York’s Sullivan…counties?
My wedding reception was at a really good one (Mrs. Map has South Asian roots) and I was just about to write my post about it, when I spotted my error!