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Question about double slit experiment.

My brain keeps reading “slit” as the slang term for a certain portion of anatomy.

Looking for porn in James Burke documentary, Connections/Day the Universe Changed

Ray Lolita passes away at 67

Post-Roe life; Arrested for menstrual cycle rap? Maybe so

Definitely a class C felony.

What is the most overrated virus?

On “artwork” and necessary labour

I give you: “Leaf by Niggle”!

A May 30 MPH

Do Swedish Fish Pepper Their Guests?

In ATMB:

Revised Policy on Ants

It’s about time.

Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

PIV golf tees off. Reminds me of the possibly apocryphal declaration of a multi-round tournament winner to be the “intercourse champion”.

The lack of our past is gone

Not a thread title, but I was looking at a schedule of activities for visitors to Ohio, and one was Picnic With The Pope.

Sounds a bit formal, but I’ll bet Francis has access to really good potato salad and can put on quite a spread.

*actually it was Picnic With The Pops (Columbus Symphony).

I just realized what passes the bechamel test.

Mmmm, creamy bechamel sauce…

Legal beatles and pedants

melbourne or bananarama

It’s a real stretch, but I’m posting it here because I have no idea why my brain read it that way.

AC/DC Year Dating Question

Yeah, I have no idea how to tell their early stuff from their later music.

Do you eat restaurants with NO television sets?

I actually prefer restaurants sans TV sets and with a dash of cayenne. Plus, there’s not much nutritional value for humans in all those digital components and they get stuck in my teeth.

Has annoying music ever driven you out of business?

Man Wards off Emus with Poodles