"A Missile on the Roof – sounds crazy, no?
"But here in our little village of East London, you might say that each of us has a Missile on his roof. Trying to scratch out a pleasant simple tune, without the terrorists breaking his neck.
"You might say – ‘Why do you stay there if it’s so dangerous?’ We stay because — East London is our home.
"And how do we justify our missiles? That—I can tell you in one word:
“OLYMPICS!”
(THe rest of the East Londoners come on, singing “Olympics!”)
http://news.yahoo.com/those-missiles-roof-185734358--abc-news-topstories.html
I like to keep my missiles on my roof, at least it keeps the damn fiddlers away.
And the cats, when it gets hot.
At last, something to get you damn kids off my lawn!
A resident journalist has an illuminating interview with an MOD official here.
The silence in response to the question about the legal basis for turning a home into a military base is deafening.
A friend of mine down there reckons he’d be OK with having missiles on his roof provided he gets full control of the targeting systems and AA Gill’s address.
Brian Whelan’s just been tweeting about how he has had his tenancy terminated. Hmmmm, that’s interesting timing…
I keep mine in the cupboard. Just push the button marked ‘church’ and it automatically aims itself at the nearest place of worship.