Mitch McConnell falls twice in Capitol

Yup, that’s about what it adds up to. One could see a future Senate seeking to create a removal cause for permanent incapacity to attend/vote but it would not be for a case like this where you can wheel them in obviously alive and conscious every few weeks or couple of months and have an aide give them their cue to vote.

Work with me here…

I’m going to guess that smartphone autocorrect butchered “there’s absolutely no reason a Senator has to be able to walk”

Got it in one. Sorry about that.

For some reason, my phone often collapses “reason” into “rain”. I don’t type “senator” often enough to have a sense of that.

I spend more time proofreading the auto corrects on my phone than I do with what I’ve written.

That’s because my phonegears are much more reliable than my foist.

Oh, bereave me, if I wanted to satyr rise bad Otto cracked, it would never pots.

:up_arrow: actual recent quotes from the Senator when asked about the day’s agenda.