Mitch McConnell is selling Cocaine Mitch shirts to raise money

Politics & Elections
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This is not satire and you are not in the Twilight Zone. Yes, Mitch McConnell’s campaign is raising money by selling Cocaine Mitch t-shirts!

This must be the most bizarre political fundraising stunt I’ve ever seen. Sure the MAGA hats were one thing and as recently as 2004, even Pride merchandise would have been considered daring. But a conservative Senator from a conservative state actively mocking himself?

In fact, #CocaineMitch is trending right now on Twitter!

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If you had left the first “r” out of the thread title, you’d probably have even more views (and maybe even a few replies).

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Or if he had left out Mitch and shirts.

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If this isn’t satire this is further proof we are living in the Bizarro universe.

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He probably thinks it’s perversely bad-ass.

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Gotta admit, it’s pretty fuckin bad ass for a turtle.

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MethMcConnell would be more on point.