mmmm....Hesitating......

A poster busy to heat the roasting fires at the BBQ said people would certainly be interested in me boring you with a This is My Life cover.

Oh well… Since there is what I call The Group now busy for the second time in a few weeks to roast my silky and goldtanned skin, maybe I should pop up here to undergo further torture?
You can better get used to it when risking yourself on this SDMB and once started, it is a question of growing accustomed to pain.

Yessss… I’m in pain. Of course… What do you think?
Completely innocent as always, tumbled on a message board, started to write, got extremely tortured since the first second by The Meaany Group.
How come?
I have of course no clue since I’m completely innocent since the minute I saw the light of life in a madhouse.

You can start the additioning torture now.

Please take care to use only fluffy toys to hit me (because by now I must be burned not in the third but in the unknown degree by all those BBQ’ing Groupies).

In the meantime I’ll take my violin to play The Dying Swan.

Good tactic Aldebaran…That always works on the ladies… And makes the men suspicious = cautious because they picture you as a longhaired hippy out on seducing every woman in sight with your purpleblue eyes… No, DO NOT close them while playing… Stare. USE your weapens, you fool.

Ok… I’m now in my innocence waiting for other Meaaany Group attacks.

I’m in fact also a bit hoping people go on ignore mode… I said to the BBQ’ers nobody would be interested in me boring them with a version of “This Is My Life”. There are far better artists then me to bring that song.

In any case: Don’t forget the fluffy toys and if you make a choice: I collect hippos. Or how do you call them in English…

Salaam.
Aldebaran.

mmmm

So someone told you to post a thread to MPSIMS talking about something other than how everyone is picking on you, so you post a thread talking about how everyone is picking on you, because no one is interested in hearing about anything else? :confused:

No no… It is an open invitation for people to fire at me with fluffy toys.

And you prove my point that nobody is really interested in yet an other version of “This is My Life”.
Otherwise you would have launched the first fluffy toy torturing me with questions about it.

By the way: Why did you choose Giraffe as membername…
You make me reflect on it that calling myself Hippo would have been far better then Aldebaran, seen the fact I’m treated around here as the Elephant walking around in the porcelain shop.
A hippo is a bit smaller, but nevertheless…

Maybe I’ll ask for a membername change.

I’m sorry, what?

::sigh:: Aldebaran, as one who has been through the fire of the Pit and lived to tell the tale to another: It happens. It’s over. You’ll survive, and post again.

Certainly it’s bewildering, and hurtful, and no fun whatsoever to feel so turned upon. But the best way to deal with it is to let it go and move on to somewhere else. Stay out of the Pit for a while, if nothing else. Maybe lurk.

[slight hijack/] Giraffe!! Missed you, love, where’ve you been? [slight hijack]

Giraffe!!! Stop picking on him!!

Meanie.

This is My Life.

By Aldebaran.

The End.

Voilà… Now don’t say I didn’t tell you anything.

Oh fcol… :rolleyes:

See, I didn’t get that out of your OP. It didn’t seem like a request for playful interaction, but instead a long detailed rant about why you are being treated unfairly in other threads. I found it a bit confusing. But, if it’ll make you happy, I’ll throw stuff at you.

:: throws stuffed toy giraffe at Aldebaran ::

Maureen, even though I haven’t been away, it’s nice to be missed! I’ve been posting somewhat irregularly, but more due to lack of inspiration than anything else. :slight_smile:

See? Once again I’m completely innocent and cruely misunderstood.

But the giraffe came through the PC screen and is now looking at me with his great charming eyes as if I’m a miracle.

I think I’m finally LOVED.

Um, I think we should just be friends.

Is there a shoehorn butterhorse in sight?

Aldebaran, I’m really excited about this thread! If I understand you correctly:

fluffy toys = questions about your life

and you have started this thread to invite us to launch fluffy toys at you. So let me fire one:

What’s the most interesting thing that happened to you this past week, in real life (as opposed to on the Boards or elsewhere in cyberspace)?

Aha! fluff = questions.

Soo Aldebaran if you were a fruit(not that you aren’t a fruit, I mean, if you are a fruit hey nothing wrong with that, some of my best friends are fruits) what fruit would you be?
hippo…I’m thinking plum.

:: and the little lite turns on over my head ::

OOOOOOOOoooh

Thanks for explaining this, Aholibah! :slight_smile: Before you came in, it was like reading something that had come through babelfish… The words were there, but they just didn’t make any sense.

Now this thread wasn’t a complete waste of my time. :smiley:

Do what I can. :slight_smile:

So, how’s the weather there, Alde??

Giraffe… I was already searching for my Drag queen outfit.
The most interesting thing that happened to me last week is that after ten days having a locked back, I can actually walk again without feeling pain and without using a cane.
The most pleasent thing is that my daughter said she found me much more interesting with cane… I have some collection and she picks out the one I use, so it is a game. But until now I didn’t know it means that much to her to select The Special One For The New Period.

About being a fruit… I think I would prefer to be the plant or tree or bush actually (NO, not The Bushy Bush). They usually don’t get eaten. (Someone please eat the Bushy Bush?)

And the weather here is summer roasting hot. But I like that.