Taxpayers get unexpected return – sex chat
“MMmmmmm, big boy…! I love it when you itemize!”
Usually…heh. 
Tax, sex…just a two letter difference.
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Sex - If you’re lucky, you’re screwed.
**Taxes ** - If you’re unlucky, you’re screwed.
I used to work at a research and help line for a group of rather dry news periodicals about various regulatory topics. There was a local number and a 800 number, but if you were in the local calling area but tried to reach us on the 800 number, there was a small chance that you’d be directed instead to a gay phone sex chatline.
–Cliffy